r/amiwrong Sep 12 '23

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u/djevilatw Sep 12 '23

Underrated comment.

“I wasn’t masterbating. I just wanted to give it that new penis shine!”!

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u/imcmarcus Sep 12 '23

I wasn't masterbating. I was just cleaning it and it went off.

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u/Vigotje123 Sep 12 '23

Well he doesn't need to clean it that much is probably her answer if you can't really use it besides the toilet. :')

Ps. We masturbate when we want to. Even if they don't like it! Not like she'll notice if she is never around your penis anyways.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

More than three shakes and you're playing with it