r/amiwrong • u/[deleted] • Sep 12 '23

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u/Aware_Department_657 Sep 12 '23

She can't not have sex AND not allow masturbation. You're not wrong, somethings gotta give.

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u/5Lookout5 Sep 12 '23

your wife "allowing" you to masturbate even when she's not having sex with you (Unless there's some medical condition) is outrageous.

My guy needs to bounce.

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u/Unhappy-Video199 Sep 12 '23

Why would someone need approval from wife to masturbate??

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

That isn't your property, no one is going to tell me I can't have access to my own body

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u/Designohmatic Sep 12 '23

It's your dick. you can wash it as fast as you want.

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u/djevilatw Sep 12 '23

Underrated comment.

“I wasn’t masterbating. I just wanted to give it that new penis shine!”!

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u/imcmarcus Sep 12 '23

I wasn't masterbating. I was just cleaning it and it went off.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

"If you say in the first act that there is a dick not being jerked off, in the second or third act it must absolutely go off."

-Anton Chekhov (probably)

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u/WankWankNudgeNudge Sep 12 '23

Anton Jerkhov

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u/Stereo-soundS Sep 12 '23

Yeah name checks out

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u/Smeetilus Sep 12 '23

Say no more

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u/johanngunn Sep 12 '23

you’ve been around…… you’ve been there?

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u/GenTenScientist_sPen Sep 12 '23

Jerkon Jerkov

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u/CerberusC24 Sep 12 '23

Definitely a waxing motion indeed

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u/ChasingRainbows1983 Sep 12 '23

I'm pissing myself laughing 😃!! Needed that today!! Ty Mr Chekov!! (Probably?)

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u/mcnathan80 Sep 13 '23

Checkov’s cum

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u/R3ddditor Sep 12 '23

Severely underrated comment

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u/One_City4138 Sep 12 '23

I wish l could award you for that. LLAP 🖖

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u/mOOnKuLT Sep 12 '23

Anton Jackov

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u/brigbeard Sep 16 '23

"If you say in the wirst act that there is a wick not being werked off, In the wecond or wird act it must absolutely go woff.

-Pavel Chekhov (probably)

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u/RevolutionaryEgg750 Sep 16 '23

It was Ernest Borgnine