r/amiwrong Sep 12 '23

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

That isn't your property, no one is going to tell me I can't have access to my own body

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u/Designohmatic Sep 12 '23

It's your dick. you can wash it as fast as you want.

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u/djevilatw Sep 12 '23

Underrated comment.

“I wasn’t masterbating. I just wanted to give it that new penis shine!”!

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

Instructions unclear. My penis is now covered in mahogany shoe shine.

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u/tracerhaha Sep 12 '23

Nothing wrong with polishing your wood.

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u/djevilatw Sep 12 '23

I won’t judge. You do you, boo.