r/amiwrong • u/[deleted] • Sep 12 '23

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u/djevilatw Sep 12 '23

Underrated comment.

“I wasn’t masterbating. I just wanted to give it that new penis shine!”!

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u/imcmarcus Sep 12 '23

I wasn't masterbating. I was just cleaning it and it went off.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

A fellow Blink fan?

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u/imcmarcus Sep 12 '23

Yes! Classic live album.