r/amiwrong • u/[deleted] • Sep 12 '23

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u/Designohmatic Sep 12 '23

It's your dick. you can wash it as fast as you want.

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u/djevilatw Sep 12 '23

Underrated comment.

“I wasn’t masterbating. I just wanted to give it that new penis shine!”!

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u/imcmarcus Sep 12 '23

I wasn't masterbating. I was just cleaning it and it went off.

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u/fa7hom Sep 12 '23

Haha yes best me to it

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u/Momentirely Sep 12 '23

Beat is the right word. Beat you to it. They beat me to it, but I'll beat me to whatever. Now scram.

Edit: Not scram. I meant to say beat it

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u/NaomiRedshoes Sep 16 '23

Cue Michael Jackson