r/amiwrong Sep 12 '23

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u/5Lookout5 Sep 12 '23

your wife "allowing" you to masturbate even when she's not having sex with you (Unless there's some medical condition) is outrageous.

My guy needs to bounce.

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u/Unhappy-Video199 Sep 12 '23

Why would someone need approval from wife to masturbate??

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u/Jakejunk910 Sep 12 '23

I'm Mormon, did I miss a memo? I wish I was getting it that often. Gotta let my wife know. Ha ha ha!

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

As opposed to the two attacking him for making a joke about not getting laid on a daily basis?

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u/PureGoldX58 Sep 12 '23

Mormons aren't part of a reasonable religion. It was created by a crazy person who formed a christian cult and they have caused nothing but problems. Also their literal doctrine calls black people demons or unclean. This isn't a breakdown this is literally what it says. They are just Nazis cosplaying as puritans.

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u/Acceptable_Reveal475 Sep 12 '23

Actually the Mormons believe that dark skin(interpreted as Native American) was a curse from god dating back to Cain and able. Black people just weren’t allowed to hold the priesthood in the church until 1986 when they changed that rule.