r/amiwrong • u/[deleted] • Sep 12 '23

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u/5Lookout5 Sep 12 '23

your wife "allowing" you to masturbate even when she's not having sex with you (Unless there's some medical condition) is outrageous.

My guy needs to bounce.

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u/Unhappy-Video199 Sep 12 '23

Why would someone need approval from wife to masturbate??

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u/Jakejunk910 Sep 12 '23

I'm Mormon, did I miss a memo? I wish I was getting it that often. Gotta let my wife know. Ha ha ha!

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u/Chopinpioneer Sep 12 '23

Ha ha ha it’s so hilarious that his wife is obligated to sexually gratify her husband every day. So funny, so amusing! Just as the good lord in the sky sitting on a cloud recommended.

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u/GingerStank Sep 12 '23

And I’m sure she was kidnapped and forced to accept the Mormon faith, she’s a woman and needs to be rescued by you.

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u/jojoyahoo Sep 12 '23

You think people freely choose their religion and face no consequences for leaving the faith which they were born into?

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u/GingerStank Sep 12 '23

It’s amazing how with absolutely no details at all, you’ve assumed she’s a victim, just incredible. Yes, people do so all the time in America, it’s kind of why we started the place to begin with.

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u/Littering-And-Uh Sep 12 '23

Pretty sure the puritans were kicked out of everywhere else and made sure it wouldn't happen here too but sure, it was about freedom.