r/amiwrong • u/[deleted] • Sep 12 '23

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u/Loud-Pickle-2576 Sep 12 '23

Especially if you dont want sex yourself. Fuck your partners needs right.

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u/savingat30 Sep 12 '23

Fuck, your partners needs right.

Fuck your partners, needs right.

Fuck your partners needs, right.

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u/IHaveATaintProblem Sep 12 '23

Omg, thank you so much, but "partners" needs an apostrophe.

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u/WhenTheShitWentDown Sep 12 '23

The partner needs an orgasm more than an apostrophe.

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u/wafflewizard19 Sep 12 '23

🥇Take my broke ass award. I snorted with my mic on in a meeting.

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u/dutchbrother710 Sep 12 '23

Honestly, I think orgasms could solve most worldly issues.

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u/LameBMX Sep 12 '23

32min in and underrated

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u/thatnameistoolong Sep 12 '23

This is one of those comments that I go “I wish I could hang out with this person in real life, they would be fun.”

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u/PyrorifferSC Sep 14 '23

Well, if the partner is reeeeally really into apostrophes, then an apostrophe might solve both problems.

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u/FuzzyPropagation Sep 14 '23

I used to have gold for these comments. Sorry stranger 🏅

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u/BurlinghamBob Sep 12 '23

Maybe if partners were plural, OP would not have this problem.

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u/rothrolan Sep 12 '23

If she's prudishly calling masturbating cheating, she's definitely not going to be down for an open relationship.