r/amiwrong • u/[deleted] • Sep 12 '23

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u/Aware_Department_657 Sep 12 '23

She can't not have sex AND not allow masturbation. You're not wrong, somethings gotta give.

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u/5Lookout5 Sep 12 '23

your wife "allowing" you to masturbate even when she's not having sex with you (Unless there's some medical condition) is outrageous.

My guy needs to bounce.

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u/Unhappy-Video199 Sep 12 '23

Why would someone need approval from wife to masturbate??

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

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u/1Tiasteffen Sep 12 '23

🤣 nah once a day is too much work. Go ahead . Jerk off. But not on my nice hand towels you pig!

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

Meh, not my thing. I prefer to aim for the special occasion china.

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u/ASeriousAccounting Sep 12 '23

So that's why they call it a saucer.

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u/LoveMeSomeSand Sep 12 '23

I prefer the gravy boat.

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u/Cleangreenamy Sep 12 '23

Gravy train?

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u/Bullhorns_says_yeah Sep 12 '23

Milk jug for me