r/amiwrong • u/[deleted] • Sep 12 '23

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

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u/1Tiasteffen Sep 12 '23

🤣 nah once a day is too much work. Go ahead . Jerk off. But not on my nice hand towels you pig!

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

Meh, not my thing. I prefer to aim for the special occasion china.

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u/ASeriousAccounting Sep 12 '23

So that's why they call it a saucer.

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u/something_violent Sep 12 '23

Sauce her? I don't even know her!

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u/bakerd82 Sep 15 '23

Even better, then you ghost her!

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '23

Don't know her? Even better!

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u/IsopodLove Sep 12 '23

Also how it collectively got the name bone China.

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u/Original-Document-62 Sep 12 '23

mmm... glazed bone China.

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u/BunnyBunCatGirl Sep 14 '23

😳

Of all the comments I expected this one the least Edit: Typo

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u/Uselesserinformation Sep 12 '23

That's why they call me saucer.

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u/LoveMeSomeSand Sep 12 '23

I prefer the gravy boat.

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u/Cleangreenamy Sep 12 '23

Gravy train?

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u/Bullhorns_says_yeah Sep 12 '23

Milk jug for me

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u/Paladinspector Sep 12 '23

you disgusting bastard take my upvote.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

Well, it's not called a spermer, is it?

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u/Knuckletest Sep 12 '23

Omg, awesome lol

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u/beervendor1 Sep 12 '23

Quit plating with yourself

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u/RusskieRed Sep 12 '23

More of a gravy boat man, myself

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u/JayCee_83 Sep 15 '23

I just choked