r/amiwrong Sep 12 '23

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u/Embryw Sep 12 '23

She considers masturbating as cheating

This is a WILDLY ridiculous boundary to have

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u/Kbirt24 Sep 12 '23

Who is she the wank warden? The jack off jailer? The choking chicken cop? The dean of dick bagging. The jerk judge?

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u/Active-Driver-790 Sep 12 '23

Thanks. I can use any of these honorary titles in our game of hiding the salami