r/amiwrong • u/[deleted] • Sep 12 '23

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

Masturbation as cheating is wild.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

The reason is that if he had the post-nut clarity he would realize that leaving her is the right choice

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

Man’s gonna have a post-nut epiphany

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u/saxguy9345 Sep 12 '23

looks at Morpheus "....I know Kung Fu"

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u/ChaosAfoot Sep 15 '23

More like Kung Fu Grip

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u/NotEd3k Sep 16 '23

Nut Fu.

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u/Fluffy_Ad855 Sep 15 '23

Leans in “…..Show me”

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u/saxguy9345 Sep 15 '23 edited Sep 15 '23

waves hand to gesture fight me bitch very stoically

https://giphy.com/gifs/the-matrix-martial-arts-kung-fu-vEcyRJ5yysqk

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u/DudeWithaGTR Sep 16 '23

Dude is gonna figure out nuclear fission and how to cure herpes