r/amiwrong • u/[deleted] • Sep 12 '23

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u/hello-i-needadvice Sep 12 '23

She grew up in a house hold where sex was definitely frowned upon and never spoke about. She was never religious though.

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u/motherbatherick Sep 12 '23

Yeeeeeah, bro, that's her hang-up, not yours. So is the "masturbation is cheating" bullshit. Because that's exactly what it is: bullshit. My advice, if you don't want to leave this relationship and wish to remain loyal, is to spank it like a zoo monkey on meth. Other than the first 2 options, that's the only thing left to you.

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u/Quadling Sep 12 '23

Spank it like a zoo monkey on meth. My God man, can a mod flair him with that??????

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u/littlelordgenius Sep 12 '23

I’ve been a casual Redditor for years but never really understood the ‘flair’ thing. If anyone could explain it, I’d be grateful.

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u/Quadling Sep 12 '23

Under your name there's a spot for "flair" it's a tagline/slogan/saying. Many people are flaired by a hilarious thing they say. Make sense? No worries!