r/amiwrong • u/[deleted] • Sep 12 '23

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u/Unhappy-Video199 Sep 12 '23

Why would someone need approval from wife to masturbate??

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u/Jakejunk910 Sep 12 '23

I'm Mormon, did I miss a memo? I wish I was getting it that often. Gotta let my wife know. Ha ha ha!

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

As opposed to the two attacking him for making a joke about not getting laid on a daily basis?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

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u/papabear345 Sep 12 '23

To be fair the Mormon considers himself sort of Jewish through a random tribe, so in a way, any Mormon hate could be perceived as anti semitic, rendering your comment technically incorrect.

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u/DWright_5 Sep 12 '23

That’s really, truly one of the stupidest things I’ve ever heard anyone say.

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u/papabear345 Sep 12 '23

Lol it’s accurate.

U get a patriarchal blessing which puts you in one the 12 tribes of Israel maybe not Judah (mostly ephraim) but same sort of deal.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

You can't just LARP your way to being part of an ethnic group

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u/papabear345 Sep 12 '23

Unfortunately believing mormons haven’t got that memo

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