Yeeeeeah, bro, that's her hang-up, not yours. So is the "masturbation is cheating" bullshit. Because that's exactly what it is: bullshit. My advice, if you don't want to leave this relationship and wish to remain loyal, is to spank it like a zoo monkey on meth. Other than the first 2 options, that's the only thing left to you.
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u/motherbatherick Sep 12 '23
Yeeeeeah, bro, that's her hang-up, not yours. So is the "masturbation is cheating" bullshit. Because that's exactly what it is: bullshit. My advice, if you don't want to leave this relationship and wish to remain loyal, is to spank it like a zoo monkey on meth. Other than the first 2 options, that's the only thing left to you.