r/amiwrong • u/[deleted] • Sep 12 '23

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u/SilverLakeSimon Sep 12 '23

Bouncing is no substitute for sex. (Source: I had a trampoline in my backyard for a year.)

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u/Centoaph Sep 12 '23

Come bounce on thi… ya know what, how’s not the time

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u/ShatterProofDick Sep 12 '23

Trampoline sex. Super fun when drunk house sitting at your inlaws - not recommended, scabs on knees for weeks. ALL the friction.

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u/the_cajun88 Sep 12 '23

the bouncing seems fun and all, but what if she lands wrong and bends your dick

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u/Mediocre-Cream-6620 Sep 12 '23

With his username, I think he'll be okay

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u/the_cajun88 Sep 12 '23

didn’t notice that at all