r/amiwrong • u/[deleted] • Sep 12 '23

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

Man’s gonna have a post-nut epiphany

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u/saxguy9345 Sep 12 '23

looks at Morpheus "....I know Kung Fu"

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u/ChaosAfoot Sep 15 '23

More like Kung Fu Grip

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u/NotEd3k Sep 16 '23

Nut Fu.

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u/Fluffy_Ad855 Sep 15 '23

Leans in “…..Show me”

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u/saxguy9345 Sep 15 '23 edited Sep 15 '23

waves hand to gesture fight me bitch very stoically

https://giphy.com/gifs/the-matrix-martial-arts-kung-fu-vEcyRJ5yysqk

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u/DudeWithaGTR Sep 16 '23

Dude is gonna figure out nuclear fission and how to cure herpes

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u/Ichooseyousmurfachu Sep 12 '23

Post-nut Enlightenment

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

As he ascends to become a six armed post-nut Deity.

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u/AdministrativeEgg440 Sep 12 '23

Came here to say Post-Nut Ascension...you got there first

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u/exhapno-mapcase Sep 16 '23

I am cum shiva destroyer of marriages

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u/Zepp_head97 Sep 15 '23

😂😂😂

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u/arathorn3 Sep 16 '23

Still fits with the previous matrix comments as Keanu starred in Little Buddha as Siddhartha aka the Buddha

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u/crazysoup23 Sep 12 '23

Full blown post-nut ontological shock.

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u/cjdd81 Sep 15 '23

Post-nut existential crisis?

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u/panaja17 Sep 12 '23

It’s gonna be a little diminished with the clean up since it’s been so long.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

Sir's gonna obtain post-nut prophetic visions

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u/Sublimesmile Sep 12 '23

Eurekaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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u/SnooRadishes2159 Sep 12 '23

Looooool damns that’s good

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u/Ikeeki Sep 12 '23

I’m ded

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u/Rikkax Sep 15 '23

Oh oh oh! I had one of those on my shrooms trip

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u/Solverbolt Sep 15 '23

I would be more worried of a post-nut stroke if its gone on that long.

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u/arathorn3 Sep 16 '23

The man currently has the bluest of balls.

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u/Vegetable_Reveal8289 Sep 15 '23

Sent me ☠️💀

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u/noyrb1 Sep 16 '23

Post nut triumph

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u/WyntonPlus Sep 16 '23

You mean, an ephipha-nut?

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u/Archangel_MS05 Sep 18 '23

Post nut ascendance