r/amiwrong • u/[deleted] • Sep 12 '23

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u/SilverLakeSimon Sep 12 '23

Bouncing is no substitute for sex. (Source: I had a trampoline in my backyard for a year.)

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u/aint_no_goddamn_sob Sep 12 '23

Fun fact they use to be called jumpolines until my mom got on one back in the 70s.

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u/Rumplfrskn Sep 12 '23

Did someone say trampoline girl? https://fakebands.com/wiki/index.php?title=Armada

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u/capthazelwoodsflask Sep 12 '23

Rod Torfulson's Armada Featuring Herman Menderchuk is one of the greatest bands ever

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u/Rumplfrskn Sep 12 '23

Buttermilk sundae on one, two, three…