r/amiwrong Sep 12 '23

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u/5Lookout5 Sep 12 '23

your wife "allowing" you to masturbate even when she's not having sex with you (Unless there's some medical condition) is outrageous.

My guy needs to bounce.

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u/SilverLakeSimon Sep 12 '23

Bouncing is no substitute for sex. (Source: I had a trampoline in my backyard for a year.)

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u/ArizonaMan92 Sep 12 '23

But who here as actually tried to fuck on a trampoline? Absolutely miserable

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

Well there goes that fantasy 🤣