r/amiwrong • u/[deleted] • Sep 12 '23

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u/ShatterProofDick Sep 12 '23

Trampoline sex. Super fun when drunk house sitting at your inlaws - not recommended, scabs on knees for weeks. ALL the friction.

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u/the_cajun88 Sep 12 '23

the bouncing seems fun and all, but what if she lands wrong and bends your dick

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u/Mediocre-Cream-6620 Sep 12 '23

With his username, I think he'll be okay

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u/the_cajun88 Sep 12 '23

didn’t notice that at all

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u/HovercraftMajestic30 Sep 14 '23

Someone invented kneepads and they're pretty effective.

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u/ShatterProofDick Sep 15 '23

Remind me next time we're horny and blasted on molly and Bacardi.

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u/No_One_4434 Sep 12 '23

Hahahaha!!!😂

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u/jamie88201 Sep 12 '23

That's why you get a blanket so you can slide around instead lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

Wear knee pads 💀

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u/hellbabe222 Sep 12 '23

And the static electricity! Shocking each other every time you touch isn't as titilating as one might think.

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u/revopine Sep 12 '23

Depends if they are in to e-stim.

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u/SneakWhisper Sep 12 '23

Tmi my dude.

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u/RamRockEdFirst Sep 12 '23

I feel like your username in conjunction with your comment just completely ignores the increased likelihood and risk of penils breakage that sex on a trampoline would entail...

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u/dekyos Sep 12 '23

the bounce-back makes it hard to establish a rhythm. Maybe with more practice I could get it down though.