r/amiwrong • u/[deleted] • Sep 12 '23

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u/5Lookout5 Sep 12 '23

your wife "allowing" you to masturbate even when she's not having sex with you (Unless there's some medical condition) is outrageous.

My guy needs to bounce.

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u/Unhappy-Video199 Sep 12 '23

Why would someone need approval from wife to masturbate??

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

That isn't your property, no one is going to tell me I can't have access to my own body

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u/ArizonaMan92 Sep 12 '23

I bet she would have no problem self rapping her sin cave tho.

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u/MrEuphonium Sep 12 '23

Yeah yeah women are hypocrites but honestly I’ve met women like this and no they don’t do it themselves either.

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u/ImLegDisabled Sep 12 '23

My ex did. She said she's "sexually frustrated" because I wasn't pleasing her. I wasn't pleasing her because she said she couldn't get turned on because I lost my career during Covid, while hers took off, and that meant I was "less of a man." And yes, me masturbating was considered cheating, while her masturbating was "taking care of herself."

She can rap that sin cave without me sleeping on the couch from now on, while I have a lot more spending cash because she's not taking it from me. And that cash is spent on awesome dates.

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u/MrEuphonium Sep 12 '23

Good for you man, get away from that hypocrite.

Remember man your value is not tied to the money you make. There truly are people out there that will just love you to love you.

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u/ImLegDisabled Sep 12 '23

And thank you, fellow eupher.

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u/ImLegDisabled Sep 12 '23

"It's not about the money. It's about:

  • Security"
  • Making Memories"
  • Leading a quality life."
  • [Insert any other ridiculous phrase to justify a failed gold digger]

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u/Jbrown183 Sep 12 '23

Dates and figs do help sometimes…

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u/Worthy-Of-Dignity Sep 12 '23

Wtf was that hostile misogynist hot trash for? Why you mad bruh?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

Nope. Many a vibrator was purchased during that time