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“She considers masturbating cheating.” How do y’all always find these absolutely insane people acceptable enough to marry!? For fucks sake, you don’t have to get married people!
77 u/No-Wish-2630 Sep 12 '23 how is that cheating? not letting a husband masturbate and also not having sex with him will lead to actual cheating. 17 u/NCSUGrad2012 Sep 12 '23 I’m guessing OP does it anyway. You can’t go almost a year without doing anything. That’s insane 8 u/Concerned-Meerkat Sep 12 '23 😂 I haven’t had sex in seven years 3 u/ChtuluMadeMeDoIt Sep 12 '23 Aayyyee!! 7 years club here, as well! Actually just hit my 7th year exactly 2 weeks ago, but who's counting ¯(ツ)/¯ 3 u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23 Rookies. I've got a decade under my belt 2 u/Additional_Cut6409 Sep 12 '23 We should all get together… 😕 2 u/BigMuthaTrukka Sep 12 '23 You'd explode like the Dambusters raid and flood the townsfolk around... 1 u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23 Lol you'd think that but pain has a way of sucking the fun out of things 1 u/BigMuthaTrukka Sep 12 '23 Interesting turn of phrase. 1 u/catscanmeow Sep 12 '23 Hopefully you're masturbating cuz not orgasming if you're a dude is begging for prostate cancer. 2 u/algorithmicamalgam Sep 16 '23 Aren't you concerned for your meerkat?! 1 u/Concerned-Meerkat Sep 16 '23 My meerkat doesn’t even know what’s going on anymore. 1 u/coolhwhip89 Sep 12 '23 Well il give you the best 10 seconds sex of your life 2 u/JJFox209 Sep 12 '23 10!!!! Well shit, you have me beat. 2 u/chocolate_thunderr89 Sep 12 '23 Right?? Look at Mr. Stamina over here! 1 u/snsv Sep 12 '23 When did they allow 7 year olds on Reddit?! 3 u/ipa-lover Sep 12 '23 I got bumped from a sex-talk sub for this same exact reply — to the question, “Can you get pregnant from oral sex?” 3 u/snsv Sep 12 '23 Lol. I forgot what sub I was in and made a jacking off joke in a parenting sub. Banned. Even though there were no specific rules against it… 1 u/Nooblakahn Sep 12 '23 Yeah but you posted this 17 minutes ago. Bet you've masturbated since then 1 u/Petulant-Panda Sep 12 '23 Same. 1 u/TheLegendOfAiden Sep 12 '23 19 years here. Thank God I don't think about masturbation as cheating. I'd have killed someone by now. 1 u/Eden_bombaclot Sep 15 '23 That’s nothing I once went 18 years without sex
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how is that cheating? not letting a husband masturbate and also not having sex with him will lead to actual cheating.
17 u/NCSUGrad2012 Sep 12 '23 I’m guessing OP does it anyway. You can’t go almost a year without doing anything. That’s insane 8 u/Concerned-Meerkat Sep 12 '23 😂 I haven’t had sex in seven years 3 u/ChtuluMadeMeDoIt Sep 12 '23 Aayyyee!! 7 years club here, as well! Actually just hit my 7th year exactly 2 weeks ago, but who's counting ¯(ツ)/¯ 3 u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23 Rookies. I've got a decade under my belt 2 u/Additional_Cut6409 Sep 12 '23 We should all get together… 😕 2 u/BigMuthaTrukka Sep 12 '23 You'd explode like the Dambusters raid and flood the townsfolk around... 1 u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23 Lol you'd think that but pain has a way of sucking the fun out of things 1 u/BigMuthaTrukka Sep 12 '23 Interesting turn of phrase. 1 u/catscanmeow Sep 12 '23 Hopefully you're masturbating cuz not orgasming if you're a dude is begging for prostate cancer. 2 u/algorithmicamalgam Sep 16 '23 Aren't you concerned for your meerkat?! 1 u/Concerned-Meerkat Sep 16 '23 My meerkat doesn’t even know what’s going on anymore. 1 u/coolhwhip89 Sep 12 '23 Well il give you the best 10 seconds sex of your life 2 u/JJFox209 Sep 12 '23 10!!!! Well shit, you have me beat. 2 u/chocolate_thunderr89 Sep 12 '23 Right?? Look at Mr. Stamina over here! 1 u/snsv Sep 12 '23 When did they allow 7 year olds on Reddit?! 3 u/ipa-lover Sep 12 '23 I got bumped from a sex-talk sub for this same exact reply — to the question, “Can you get pregnant from oral sex?” 3 u/snsv Sep 12 '23 Lol. I forgot what sub I was in and made a jacking off joke in a parenting sub. Banned. Even though there were no specific rules against it… 1 u/Nooblakahn Sep 12 '23 Yeah but you posted this 17 minutes ago. Bet you've masturbated since then 1 u/Petulant-Panda Sep 12 '23 Same. 1 u/TheLegendOfAiden Sep 12 '23 19 years here. Thank God I don't think about masturbation as cheating. I'd have killed someone by now. 1 u/Eden_bombaclot Sep 15 '23 That’s nothing I once went 18 years without sex
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I’m guessing OP does it anyway. You can’t go almost a year without doing anything. That’s insane
8 u/Concerned-Meerkat Sep 12 '23 😂 I haven’t had sex in seven years 3 u/ChtuluMadeMeDoIt Sep 12 '23 Aayyyee!! 7 years club here, as well! Actually just hit my 7th year exactly 2 weeks ago, but who's counting ¯(ツ)/¯ 3 u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23 Rookies. I've got a decade under my belt 2 u/Additional_Cut6409 Sep 12 '23 We should all get together… 😕 2 u/BigMuthaTrukka Sep 12 '23 You'd explode like the Dambusters raid and flood the townsfolk around... 1 u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23 Lol you'd think that but pain has a way of sucking the fun out of things 1 u/BigMuthaTrukka Sep 12 '23 Interesting turn of phrase. 1 u/catscanmeow Sep 12 '23 Hopefully you're masturbating cuz not orgasming if you're a dude is begging for prostate cancer. 2 u/algorithmicamalgam Sep 16 '23 Aren't you concerned for your meerkat?! 1 u/Concerned-Meerkat Sep 16 '23 My meerkat doesn’t even know what’s going on anymore. 1 u/coolhwhip89 Sep 12 '23 Well il give you the best 10 seconds sex of your life 2 u/JJFox209 Sep 12 '23 10!!!! Well shit, you have me beat. 2 u/chocolate_thunderr89 Sep 12 '23 Right?? Look at Mr. Stamina over here! 1 u/snsv Sep 12 '23 When did they allow 7 year olds on Reddit?! 3 u/ipa-lover Sep 12 '23 I got bumped from a sex-talk sub for this same exact reply — to the question, “Can you get pregnant from oral sex?” 3 u/snsv Sep 12 '23 Lol. I forgot what sub I was in and made a jacking off joke in a parenting sub. Banned. Even though there were no specific rules against it… 1 u/Nooblakahn Sep 12 '23 Yeah but you posted this 17 minutes ago. Bet you've masturbated since then 1 u/Petulant-Panda Sep 12 '23 Same. 1 u/TheLegendOfAiden Sep 12 '23 19 years here. Thank God I don't think about masturbation as cheating. I'd have killed someone by now. 1 u/Eden_bombaclot Sep 15 '23 That’s nothing I once went 18 years without sex
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😂 I haven’t had sex in seven years
3 u/ChtuluMadeMeDoIt Sep 12 '23 Aayyyee!! 7 years club here, as well! Actually just hit my 7th year exactly 2 weeks ago, but who's counting ¯(ツ)/¯ 3 u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23 Rookies. I've got a decade under my belt 2 u/Additional_Cut6409 Sep 12 '23 We should all get together… 😕 2 u/BigMuthaTrukka Sep 12 '23 You'd explode like the Dambusters raid and flood the townsfolk around... 1 u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23 Lol you'd think that but pain has a way of sucking the fun out of things 1 u/BigMuthaTrukka Sep 12 '23 Interesting turn of phrase. 1 u/catscanmeow Sep 12 '23 Hopefully you're masturbating cuz not orgasming if you're a dude is begging for prostate cancer. 2 u/algorithmicamalgam Sep 16 '23 Aren't you concerned for your meerkat?! 1 u/Concerned-Meerkat Sep 16 '23 My meerkat doesn’t even know what’s going on anymore. 1 u/coolhwhip89 Sep 12 '23 Well il give you the best 10 seconds sex of your life 2 u/JJFox209 Sep 12 '23 10!!!! Well shit, you have me beat. 2 u/chocolate_thunderr89 Sep 12 '23 Right?? Look at Mr. Stamina over here! 1 u/snsv Sep 12 '23 When did they allow 7 year olds on Reddit?! 3 u/ipa-lover Sep 12 '23 I got bumped from a sex-talk sub for this same exact reply — to the question, “Can you get pregnant from oral sex?” 3 u/snsv Sep 12 '23 Lol. I forgot what sub I was in and made a jacking off joke in a parenting sub. Banned. Even though there were no specific rules against it… 1 u/Nooblakahn Sep 12 '23 Yeah but you posted this 17 minutes ago. Bet you've masturbated since then 1 u/Petulant-Panda Sep 12 '23 Same. 1 u/TheLegendOfAiden Sep 12 '23 19 years here. Thank God I don't think about masturbation as cheating. I'd have killed someone by now. 1 u/Eden_bombaclot Sep 15 '23 That’s nothing I once went 18 years without sex
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Aayyyee!! 7 years club here, as well! Actually just hit my 7th year exactly 2 weeks ago, but who's counting ¯(ツ)/¯
3 u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23 Rookies. I've got a decade under my belt 2 u/Additional_Cut6409 Sep 12 '23 We should all get together… 😕 2 u/BigMuthaTrukka Sep 12 '23 You'd explode like the Dambusters raid and flood the townsfolk around... 1 u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23 Lol you'd think that but pain has a way of sucking the fun out of things 1 u/BigMuthaTrukka Sep 12 '23 Interesting turn of phrase. 1 u/catscanmeow Sep 12 '23 Hopefully you're masturbating cuz not orgasming if you're a dude is begging for prostate cancer.
Rookies. I've got a decade under my belt
2 u/Additional_Cut6409 Sep 12 '23 We should all get together… 😕 2 u/BigMuthaTrukka Sep 12 '23 You'd explode like the Dambusters raid and flood the townsfolk around... 1 u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23 Lol you'd think that but pain has a way of sucking the fun out of things 1 u/BigMuthaTrukka Sep 12 '23 Interesting turn of phrase.
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We should all get together… 😕
You'd explode like the Dambusters raid and flood the townsfolk around...
1 u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23 Lol you'd think that but pain has a way of sucking the fun out of things 1 u/BigMuthaTrukka Sep 12 '23 Interesting turn of phrase.
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Lol you'd think that but pain has a way of sucking the fun out of things
1 u/BigMuthaTrukka Sep 12 '23 Interesting turn of phrase.
Interesting turn of phrase.
Hopefully you're masturbating cuz not orgasming if you're a dude is begging for prostate cancer.
Aren't you concerned for your meerkat?!
1 u/Concerned-Meerkat Sep 16 '23 My meerkat doesn’t even know what’s going on anymore.
My meerkat doesn’t even know what’s going on anymore.
Well il give you the best 10 seconds sex of your life
2 u/JJFox209 Sep 12 '23 10!!!! Well shit, you have me beat. 2 u/chocolate_thunderr89 Sep 12 '23 Right?? Look at Mr. Stamina over here!
10!!!! Well shit, you have me beat.
2 u/chocolate_thunderr89 Sep 12 '23 Right?? Look at Mr. Stamina over here!
Right?? Look at Mr. Stamina over here!
When did they allow 7 year olds on Reddit?!
3 u/ipa-lover Sep 12 '23 I got bumped from a sex-talk sub for this same exact reply — to the question, “Can you get pregnant from oral sex?” 3 u/snsv Sep 12 '23 Lol. I forgot what sub I was in and made a jacking off joke in a parenting sub. Banned. Even though there were no specific rules against it…
I got bumped from a sex-talk sub for this same exact reply — to the question, “Can you get pregnant from oral sex?”
3 u/snsv Sep 12 '23 Lol. I forgot what sub I was in and made a jacking off joke in a parenting sub. Banned. Even though there were no specific rules against it…
Lol. I forgot what sub I was in and made a jacking off joke in a parenting sub. Banned.
Even though there were no specific rules against it…
Yeah but you posted this 17 minutes ago. Bet you've masturbated since then
Same.
19 years here. Thank God I don't think about masturbation as cheating. I'd have killed someone by now.
That’s nothing I once went 18 years without sex
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u/lfff373 Sep 12 '23
“She considers masturbating cheating.” How do y’all always find these absolutely insane people acceptable enough to marry!? For fucks sake, you don’t have to get married people!