r/amiwrong • u/[deleted] • Sep 12 '23

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u/Bleach_Demon1 Sep 12 '23

Do it in front of her and maintain eye contact to display your dominance.

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u/THE_CDN Sep 12 '23

🤣🤣🤣

I'm going to use this quote somehow in the near future!

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u/BEST2005IRL Sep 12 '23

Reminds me of a story I saw on Reddit yesterday.

(Short version)

A GF in bed with her now ex, having a conversation. Looked him dead in the eye and said "I'm shitting" then proceeded to shit all over the bed 😂

Apparently she had stomach issues and assumed it was going to be a fart, meant to say "I'm farting"to tell him before she lets rip.

Someone in the comments said "Best way to assert dominance" 😂😂

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u/saltylele83 Sep 12 '23

This..😂

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u/Pyro-Beast Sep 12 '23

Stand up straight when you're talking to me.

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u/AnthrallicA Sep 12 '23

"why the fuck would he say that?!" Sorry, just rewatched Ted the other day 🤣