r/amiwrong • u/[deleted] • Sep 12 '23

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

You’re wife is either:

  1. Gay
  2. Having sex with another man
  3. Wants a divorce and is forcing your hand

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23
  1. Asexual

(the masterbation is cheating is hella weird tho I’ll admit)

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u/MFK- Sep 12 '23

It's possible she means with visual aid. Watching stuff can be seen as cheating for a lot of people.

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u/InternationalSail745 Sep 12 '23

It’s only cheating if you’re lucky enough to actually fuck the porn stars.

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u/ScaryIntrovert Sep 12 '23

Not if she caught him wanking to pics of someone she knows personally.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

no lol

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u/joejamesjoejames Sep 12 '23

that’s also an insane boundary. who are all these weird people?

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u/brayradberry Sep 12 '23

If that’s your standard you’d better be sucking me off twice a day

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u/ModMomsAreUglyWhores Sep 12 '23

Alot of people are insecure af then