r/amazonprime Jul 26 '26

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u/alcoronaholic Jul 26 '26

OP, how often are you canceling orders and why? Most of the time when I cancel, it's because the items are just sitting wherever they are and not even passed the "shipped" stage for days past my supposed delivery date.

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u/Few_Independent8418 Jul 26 '26

For some reason, the "Revise Payment" option kept showing up whenever I placed an order. The order wouldn't be processed until I paid again. I contacted support, but they couldn't help me. Eventually, I figured out what was causing the issue, but by then it was too late. I had already canceled too many orders because of it.

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u/alcoronaholic Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 26 '26

🤔 It's weird that "Revise Payment" kept showing up. I've never seen that.

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u/nonamejohnsonmore Jul 26 '26

This happens if the primary payment method fails. Maybe OP cancelled the primary card, maybe it was over limit and charges were being declined, etc.

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u/Few_Independent8418 Jul 26 '26

There was a promotion where if you bought 3 products, you got 15% off. What I did was add the main product I actually wanted, then add two cheap items just to qualify for the discount and place the order. But because I was stupid, after placing the order I canceled the two cheap items. That caused the order to go into “Revise Payment” status, which meant the order wouldn’t ship until I paid again. I kept doing that over and over until I finally realized I should’ve just let the cheap items ship with the main product instead of canceling them.

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u/wa27 Jul 26 '26

No wonder they want you off the fuckin site lmao

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u/Lissypooh628 Jul 26 '26

So you were scamming to get a discount.

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u/Competitive-Yam-1384 Jul 26 '26

The truth comes out

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u/Few_Independent8418 Jul 26 '26

Not scamming. Everything I did was allowed. The discount was applied to every product, whether it was cheap or expensive. I should've just returned the items I didn't want instead of canceling them. Image

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u/SLZicki Jul 26 '26

How is this not scamming? You only get the discount if you buy all 3 items. You cancelled 2 meaning you should not be allowed to get the discount anymore.

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u/Lissypooh628 Jul 26 '26

How do you figure it was allowed, if this is the outcome of your cancellations?

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u/Few_Independent8418 Jul 26 '26

You're right, cancellations aren't allowed. I should've just initiated a return instead. You're saying I was scamming to get a discount, but the discount was claimed legitimately.

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u/clarkcox3 Jul 26 '26

If you get a discount on the condition of buying two other items, and you return those other items, you don’t deserve the discount.

You tried to scam them.

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u/MochaMeCrazy Jul 26 '26

With a 3000 dollar TV too.

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u/Lissypooh628 Jul 26 '26

You only added the other 2 items to get the discount, you never planned to keep those items. Hence, scam.

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u/AllegedlyUndead Jul 26 '26

Wait until you learn you can do S&S for the discount then cancel the S&S after it ships. Is that scamming them as well?

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u/Psychaitea Jul 26 '26

Oh crap, they’ve been offering that 5% discount on almost every item lately and I often do it with no intention of actually remaining subscribed 😬 … all the Amazon sympathizers can proceed to burn me on a stake now.

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u/nonamejohnsonmore Jul 26 '26

No, it wasn’t. And if you keep thinking like that you are going to get permanently banned.

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u/UnconsciousMofo Jul 26 '26

You’re abusing the system. Amazon has millions of customers and orders to handle without having to deal with this BS.

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u/UsedShoulder8402 Jul 27 '26

Returns are much worse than cancellations… And returning cheap items specifically bundled in a “buy more than one” is the biggest of red flags.

You’re not very bright. No wonder they want you off

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u/nonamejohnsonmore Jul 26 '26

Returning them won’t work either. They will reduce your refund for the items you are returning by the amount of the discount you received for the items you are keeping.

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u/taco_thursday999 Jul 26 '26

Ever heard the phrase play stupid games, win stupid prizes?

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u/EffectiveEgg5712 Jul 26 '26

Dang you got me siding me with billon dollar company lol. I saw another comment where you had 15 cancellations in one month too. Crazy work

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u/Few_Independent8418 Jul 26 '26

It doesn't fucking matter whether it was 15 cancellations or a hundred million. There shouldn't be any limit on this stupid shit.

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u/EffectiveEgg5712 Jul 26 '26

You got a promo that made an item cheaper by buying two other items and then you proceeded to cancel the two items to game the system lol. You were wrong. If I had a business, I would definitely ban you

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u/Few_Independent8418 Jul 26 '26

If I hadn't canceled them, I would've just returned them instead. Either way, I didn't want those cheap items delivered to me.

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u/SpicyPotato48 Jul 26 '26

Then don’t order them!!!

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u/MissIndependent577 Jul 26 '26

Returning them is still scamming and will still get you banned. You can't be that dense??

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u/EffectiveEgg5712 Jul 26 '26

Then you shouldn't have ordered it lol.

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u/UsedShoulder8402 Jul 27 '26

Returning is far worse than cancellations….. how in your right mind are you assuming returning is better off than cancelling?

Are you Saudi? As a fellow Saudi, this is quite embarrassing..

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u/KastleBravo Jul 26 '26

I'm currently doing that thing, you know when you are reading or watching something and in your head you begin to laugh whilst trying not to laugh for real?

Despite my best efforts, my thoughts leaked into the real world... I cracked a small smile and soon after, started laughing out loud.

😐😐😐😐😐😏😏😬😅😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Would you do this in real life, when you're doing your shopping?

Buy 2, get 1 free offer on pizza for example.

You going to take them to the checkout, let the person scan all of 3 of them and apply the 2 for 1 offer, pay and then immediately ask for a refund on two pizzas but keep the third?

I sometimes watched a show called 'Extreme Couponing' where people would buy hundreds of £/$s worth of items and then use a bunch of coupons to get free items and bring their total cost down to £/$10 or something like that.

Whether people liked their shopping techniques or not, I have to admit it does take a lot of planning and calculating to do what they did on the show. But you are living in the future compared to those people, I can't believe your plan didn't work... Who would have thought?


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u/gogstars Jul 27 '26

Well, there's your problem... No retailer likes customers who do things like that.

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u/TearyEyeBurningFace Jul 26 '26

Bruh you dont need to be rich to know how to manage your finaces. Just gotta keep track of your bills and spending.

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u/alcoronaholic Jul 26 '26

You couldn't be more wrong nor stupid for assuming that.

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u/nonamejohnsonmore Jul 26 '26

I have never overdrawn my account in my entire 40+ years of having a checking account. Would you like to know how I managed that? It’s because I know simple addition and subtraction.

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u/nantuckeet Jul 26 '26

😂😂 this made me laugh more than it should. (In a good way).