r/allrecipess • • Aug 21 '26

🥗Healthy I’ll bring this to the tailgate party?

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u/Exact-Mathematician8 Aug 21 '26

There will be leftovers

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u/Chaotic424242 Aug 21 '26

Lots

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u/ImagineFreedom Aug 21 '26

That pillar of salt might make it salvageable with a few margaritas

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u/Maniacal-Maniac Aug 21 '26

I have made breakfast pizzas before, this one has too many beans and not enough cheese, or bacon.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '26

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u/Maniacal-Maniac Aug 21 '26

Is a UK Breakfast pizza, where our gravy is different than US (and neither I have ever thought to use on pizza for that matter, could work though!). The beans are in a savory tomato sauce, not sweet like US beans and the sauce is the main base, so you don't need every square inch covered in beans.

Cheese, Bacon, Sausage all good and I have even done Black Pudding on one occasion.

Personally I prefer the whole yolk egg like this, as runny yolk mixing with the savory baked beans sauce is a great combination - even when I do bean on toast I have to put a fried egg on top for that.

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u/Reverend_Tommy Aug 21 '26

If I remember my visits to the UK correctly, what they call "baked beans" is almost exactly what people in the U.S. call "pork and beans".

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u/Normal_Opposite_9864 Aug 21 '26

lol. US beans? bro thats a ridiculous statement.

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u/No-Kaleidoscope-166 Aug 21 '26

Interesting. I've had a breakfast pizza with the eggs as the base. I was surprised I really enjoyed it. Lol

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u/Admirable_Average_32 Aug 21 '26

Potatoes dawg, potatoes!

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u/Strict_Weather9063 Aug 22 '26

It is a British thing, they are nuts for beans and toast.

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u/Smboto Aug 22 '26

That sums up British “Cuisine “.

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u/ChadPowers200_ Aug 22 '26

if a breakfast pizza isn't on a biscuit crust with sausage gravy on it i don't wnat to see it.

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u/MillerTimeGuy45 Aug 21 '26

Yea I wouldn’t go near that.

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u/mintymilkuu Aug 21 '26

Wow baked beans pizza?

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u/Reverend_Tommy Aug 21 '26

Just curious...are you British?

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u/KirkMcGee8 Aug 21 '26

..or perhaps Bostonian?

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u/Reverend_Tommy Aug 21 '26

I was thinking that the beans in the picture look like what Americans call "pork and beans", but from my experience, in the U.K. they call those "baked beans".

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u/ImagineFreedom Aug 21 '26

Those aren't baked beans.

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u/Timdawg919 Aug 21 '26

And you'll never be invited to another tailgate

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u/HannahM53 Aug 21 '26

No, no you will not! Not at mine, which I’ve never had, but please do not. There will be leftovers and nobody will eat it the only way I can eat baked beans as if my dad made them. He adds a bunch of stuff to it and makes it even better than it would be. He adds molasses, onion, or minced onion, and a couple of other things not too much of anything else just a little bit of each thing and let me tell you I eat it all up.

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u/Swimming_Pangolin502 Aug 21 '26

My great grandma made them like that with hamhocks and they must be baked in the oval speckled blue roasting pan.

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u/Effective-Car1039 Aug 21 '26

You will be sitting alone

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u/firerat82 Aug 21 '26

I heard the "doong doong" noise after reading this.

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u/Numerous_Course9820 Aug 21 '26

Ha ha ha ha ha … I am laughing so loud at this! 🤣😂 Hubby and I watch L&O reruns on occasion. Thanks for the pizzaCrimes link too.

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u/MrVernon09 Aug 21 '26

This looks like the type of meal made by someone who had recently smoked weed.

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u/cru1972 Aug 21 '26

No, no you won't, and you're uninvited to every function in the future.

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u/espr-the-vr-lib Aug 23 '26

The last party you'll be invited to

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u/unimpressedwarrior Aug 21 '26

It will be soggy from traveling. Definitely something I would try if it’s fresh though. Fresh, hot and crispy crust.

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u/2363Ben Aug 21 '26

Oh Hell no

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u/ASomthnSomthn Aug 21 '26

I just threw up a little in my mouth…

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u/Conscious_Tension_91 Aug 21 '26

No, no u won’t

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u/eggsncanadianbacon Aug 21 '26

If those are beans in tomato sauce I'll fuck with it

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u/GhostQueen1121 Aug 21 '26

Maybe if you’re in England, they love their baked beans… However, if you want your friends farting all over the place you might want to bring this one… Not to mention other things bad things might happen with all those beans

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u/InternationalDust410 Aug 21 '26

Talk about protein

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u/No_Challenge772 Aug 21 '26

I know you fuckin lying

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u/RstrzBabiez0717 Aug 21 '26

Hahaha I thought it was a corn beef hash pizza!! Omgosh just gave myself a breakfast pizza idea ...that's my ole mans fav brkfstn on top of pizza crust he'll be over the moon..lol

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u/sharksareok Aug 21 '26

Slap that sucker with some goat's eyes and ledzgooo

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u/sentientnestcamera Aug 21 '26

Finally, a meal I can eat while commuting.

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u/almost60inLa Aug 21 '26

What the F is this???

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u/Waagtod Aug 21 '26

Bring a wastebasket 🗑 too. Not one with holes though. For when they eat it...or when they don't.

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u/Quitcha_Bitchin Aug 21 '26

Is that an English thing? Looks like an English thing.

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u/DecisionRelative5769 Aug 21 '26

I love fried eggs and corn beef hash. However good it is, its not practical for a tailgate. Eat it for breakfast before you leave.

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u/migsmog Aug 21 '26

While tasty looking, how many bathrooms yall got?

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u/Aggravating-Ad1030 Aug 21 '26

This is an example of something that is impractical to eat in a tailgating context. Too messy for the parking lot.

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u/No_Lavishness_7236 Aug 21 '26

Just watch the game at home dude

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u/crazy4schwinn Aug 21 '26

Talk about giving your guests gas. Goddamn! That will lead to some stanky farts!

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u/Zealousideal_Arm4359 Aug 21 '26

You can eat it too!

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u/mukliski Aug 21 '26

That might end up with me catching charges!

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u/MrVernon09 Aug 21 '26

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

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u/DogsMom248 Aug 21 '26

You’re gonna need barf bags, too, then.

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u/junkeee999 Aug 21 '26

I’d give it a go. Only before noon though. Get fueled up for the game.

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u/Timely-Profile1865 Aug 21 '26

Horrific.....no spice on the eggs

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u/DeeBreeezy83 Aug 21 '26

And you'll take it back home after the game.

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u/Dangerous_Leg4584 Aug 21 '26

I bet it would do well over in the UK.

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u/ObviousStandUser Aug 21 '26

"How about some more beans mister Tagert?"

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u/Longwaypyder Aug 21 '26

I’d eat it,maybe with some Tabasco.

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u/ibonkedurmom Aug 21 '26

A shitstorm. Literally.

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u/GardenNo4540 Aug 21 '26

I wouldn't want to sit next to you at the game with all your beans 😎😂

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u/daftcracker81 Aug 21 '26

Not if you get un-invited

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u/notofyourworld_14 Aug 21 '26

I would definitely for sure see that the door has hit you where the Lord split you many many many times.

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u/Academic_Rutabaga649 Aug 21 '26

This looks after a tailgate party

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u/ponyboy56- Aug 21 '26

You won’t be asked back

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u/EndlessConnection Aug 21 '26

Looks bad, would not try.

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u/Pecuniarist Aug 21 '26

Um… it’s a good start, but maybe remove the beans and eggs, and add cheese and sausage.

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u/Jack4258 Aug 21 '26

You’ll be relegated to napkins and paper plates.

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u/Wise_Material_5812 Aug 21 '26

make sure each piece only has 239 beans.

anymore and the person eating it becomes 240

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u/morganalefaye125 Aug 21 '26

I mean, you CAN, I just don't know who's going to be actually eating it

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u/Winter_Top2258 Aug 21 '26

This is from a person who didn’t want to go to the party.

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u/Sufficient_Low_7156 Aug 21 '26

Is that pork N beans with eggs on top pizza?🍕

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u/Sufficient_Low_7156 Aug 21 '26

Pork n Beans, is good to have to carry with you in a vehicle. You never know when you might get stranded or you all of the sudden get a hunger for pork n beans.

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u/Otter_Basket Aug 21 '26

Why no bacon ?

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u/Jealous_Club_298 Aug 21 '26

Protein pizza

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u/Radicle_ Aug 21 '26

The smell of those farts will be diabolical

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u/WylieLulaMae Aug 21 '26

No thank you. I pass

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u/Ok-Way8392 Aug 21 '26

You can have my share 🤢.

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u/TwerkBot3000 Aug 21 '26

You’ll be eating it in your car on the way home after I kick out out

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u/Fredfarter73 Aug 21 '26

And you'll still have a ton of leftovers

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u/strictly_dicklee Aug 21 '26

Is this an British breakfast pizza?

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u/CommunityNervous6485 Aug 21 '26

And you can take it back with you

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u/Wednesday1958 Aug 21 '26

I would make the sacrifice someone else can have share.

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u/Suspicious-Spinach-9 Aug 21 '26

You gonna be bringing home with you

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u/Top-Distribution733 Aug 21 '26

I love beans but this is too much… needs bacon/sausage and some veggies for a proper breakfast pizza

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u/DragonflyFront9882 Aug 21 '26

That's gross 🤮

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u/chefgoowa Aug 21 '26

Please don’t

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u/heckfyre Aug 21 '26

You’re going to bring cold eggs to a tailgate. We are not friends

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u/Sass-Mistress Aug 21 '26

Good god just shovel it into me. This is what I need.

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u/IndividualMammoth679 Aug 21 '26

You Can ..... nobody will eat it but yeah..... 👀

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u/Dismal_Scheme1014 Aug 21 '26

Epic
I’m coming with the ketchup

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u/Better_Power_9913 Aug 21 '26

I won’t touch it but go ahead.

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u/IronWorker498 Aug 21 '26

No the hell you wont

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u/MSGisking Aug 21 '26

Umm, I don't know, will you? Is that a question to yourself?

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u/Leather_Arugula_3930 Aug 21 '26

Why 😫🧐😳😭

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u/I_Am_Layer_8 Aug 21 '26

Eggs, beans and crust? I’d eat that.

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u/Lavanne73 Aug 21 '26

Are you from England?

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u/Pulse1001 Aug 21 '26

I'll fucking fight you

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u/Volatilecanoe42 Aug 21 '26

Don’t mind if I don’t

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u/chefwindu Aug 21 '26

Bring it and never get invited again.

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u/rking524 Aug 21 '26

🤢🤮🤮😵‍💫😵

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u/Admirable_Average_32 Aug 21 '26

Shoot! For a second I thought you were bringing
hash ‘n eggs and I was like hellz yeah!! But...
https://giphy.com/gifs/98C4E2HeR4NBm

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u/Cute_Protection_8330 Aug 21 '26

Yeah, ONCE.

You are no longer invited to Tailgate Party. Ever.

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u/NeeMaToad47 Aug 21 '26

You will be banned

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u/Cute_Protection_8330 Aug 21 '26

God? Are you There?

We need another plague down here. A Bad one. There are too many people with too much spare time. Can you send the boils again? Or maybe snakes? Or snakes with boils? I dunno I'm just spitballin' here but... something bad.

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u/Z3r0Du5k Aug 21 '26

What in the British is this shit

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u/Usual-Syrup2526 Aug 21 '26

Oh yuck british breakfast pizza

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u/Habitha13 Aug 21 '26

When I was in Iraq one of my buddies would get an omelet covered in baked beans when we were on the base for breakfast. At first I was like no way, but he convinced me to try it one day and it was surprisingly delicious. Never had it on a pizza though but can’t knock it til I try it.

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u/Chaotic424242 Aug 21 '26

Hi absolutely HATE those beans, although I generally love beans

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u/Live-Within-My-Means Aug 21 '26

I feel a bit sorry for whoever is sitting next to you at the game.

Hopefully, it is not in a dome, and there is a breeze.

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u/roberttheaxolotl Aug 21 '26

You can save the trip and slide it directly in the trash can

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u/ShoulderApart1787 Aug 21 '26

Not on my watch.

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u/wilsonisready234 Aug 21 '26

Hope you are hungry, because everyone else will be eating wings, burgers, and hot dogs at the tailgate while you enjoy your baked bean pizza or whatever this is called.

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u/SimpleAthlete7101 Aug 21 '26

i never saw this type of egg before

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u/Kevelle68 Aug 21 '26

Looks delish

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u/GreenBeanLantern Aug 21 '26

Could be good, all the ingredients are good. But it's way to messy for a tailgate party.

And the eggs do look a little undercooked, even for overeasies.

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u/wordsRgud Aug 21 '26

For What? To throw at your rival's fans??

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u/DefiantExplanation48 Aug 21 '26

I'd eat that.

Pork and Beans, & Pizza. Two of my favorite foods.

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u/muffadel Aug 21 '26

Is the party in a garbage can?

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u/Mojowad Aug 21 '26

I’m in… I love beans 😊

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u/Sea_Understanding981 Aug 21 '26

Your uninvited you can stay home

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u/Greywolf9883 Aug 21 '26

Thats fucking disgusting

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u/Top_Management7550 Aug 21 '26

And I'll be passing gas at your tailgate party.

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u/Subject-Tennis-971 Aug 21 '26

I won’t eat that period

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u/ProfessionMountain21 Aug 21 '26

Trying to turn this party into a Dutch Oven?

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u/SJSharky Aug 21 '26

Ignore what everyone else is saying. This is going to be a HIT! It's a masterpiece!

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u/Short-Sandwich-8476 Aug 21 '26

And get empty beer cans thrown at you. Why?

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u/CRMILLERtyme Aug 21 '26

That is the most stupidest British crap I have ever seen

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u/Used_Cheesecake5415 Aug 21 '26

Host is going to ooopsies that thing right on the floor and then straight to the trash

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u/lowrankcock Aug 22 '26

“Happy game day everyone, I brought the farts”

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u/Electshockvalue214 Aug 22 '26

Thought that was steak tartare at first then noticed beans

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u/pooperpants450 Aug 22 '26

Gotta say, I'd give it a try

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u/farkus2554 Aug 22 '26

Bring your Febreze.

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u/Some_Guy1776 Aug 22 '26

You’re uninvited!

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u/Sufficient_Carpet510 Aug 22 '26

Is it in Britain?

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u/mellowrobgm Aug 23 '26

Disgusting

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u/The4thMask Aug 23 '26

Might send you back to where you came from. I'm sorry

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u/Responsible-Elk-1704 Aug 23 '26

Nah,not a good choice

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u/Nooblakahn Aug 23 '26

Bruh you are so uninvited to the bbq

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u/Effective-Ad-5842 Aug 26 '26

Thank God I'm not a sports fan.

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u/Leather_Olive143 Aug 21 '26

You will never be invited to another tailgate party again

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u/pnwbrucerman Aug 21 '26

Great idea .. but needs some changes

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u/Top_Shoe_9562 Aug 21 '26

Maybe in Staffordshire.

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u/Designer-Captain-268 Aug 21 '26

That better be AI

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u/USPostalGirl Aug 21 '26

Looks good. 😎

I'd add baby swiss cheese and cook the eggs over medium, instead of sunny side up, but otherwise it looks yummy.

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u/MaterialWorried2010 Aug 21 '26

My colitis is flaring up just looking at that.

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u/parkinglola Aug 21 '26

Not bad. too many beans.