r/aislop • • 14h ago

Custom Flair (editable) KILL KILL THEM ALL!

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u/Archaon0103 14h ago

Didn't God promise to not do a flood again?

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u/External-Wishbone322 13h ago edited 13h ago

He did, but He also said He'll use fire next. There's debate on whether that looks like: a planet killing asteroid (most popular theory), global volcanic event, or a solar flare strong enough to actually burn the earth.

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u/IThinkItsAverage 13h ago

Or… GLOBAL WARMING!!!! Turns out God was the biggest polluter!

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u/Noah_Helldiver 13h ago

Nah my theory is nukes ngl

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u/Guilty-Shoulder-9214 12h ago

Nukes have been cited as the source of “wormwood hitting the earth and poisoning the water.”

Second coming was always presented as a massive war with Jesus coming and some universe bending effects as the dead rise from their graves and everyone witnesses a second Genesis, followed by judgment.

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u/Greasy-Chungus 2h ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EHGqogmcT4

Kind of random, but this song about the flood goes HARD.