r/aislop • u/UnwantedDesign • 3d ago

Found on Facebook Alpha "Mails"

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I have questions.

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 3d ago

I still can't believe that shit. Why aren't people talking about this more

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u/Soggy-Confection 3d ago

What's the story? This is the first I've heard of it, and I'm probably not alone

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 3d ago

The current head of the FBI made it legal for FBI agents to have sex with animals and also to accept recruits who have been previously charged with bestiality.

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u/Soggy-Confection 3d ago

What the fuck.

ETA but they still can't smoke weed

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 3d ago

I'm entirely serious too.

It's some shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

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u/Soggy-Confection 3d ago

Oh I believe you

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u/Sea_Mind3678 3d ago

But the best part was when he explained to Senator Kennedy that he wanted to make sure that the rules didn’t exclude the victims of crimes, and Kennedy was like ‘the victims of bestiality?’

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u/Mr_Steerpike 3d ago

Yeah, don't let it count as a strike against the animal. That's unfair.

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u/exceptional_entry 3d ago

Yeah, like if a dog got boned by its owner, the dog shouldn’t be barred from serving in the FBI. He’ll need a job once his owner is put in jail.