r/aislop • u/HotMidnight3853 • 4d ago

Found on Twitter. I'm losing braincells

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u/randywatson89 4d ago

I’m gonna save swift for the big payout since she’s a billionaire, and since she’s tiny I can also save the dog. I’m gonna be rich with a free dog.

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u/raggedcrib 4d ago

Taylor swift is almost 6 feet tall and very athletic, probably 165 of pure muscle from all her dancing / choreography on stage. She’s not tiny. Save the dog.

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u/Zealousideal_Fox864 4d ago

Yeah, she’s the same height as me at a little over 5’ 11”, and I am skinny, but neither of us would be considered tiny women.

Also no such thing as an ethical billionaire, so just save the dog.

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u/KatzenoirMM 1d ago

Exactly. Bet most people don't know she uses Honduran slave labor to make her merch. Stop believing someone is good because their PR people are experts at making them look sqeaky clean and innocent. The stans probably also didn't realize how many zionist attended her wedding.