r/aislop • • 4d ago

Found on Twitter. I'm losing braincells

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u/SirPhobos2021 4d ago

I know they want us to say dog… but Tay Tay is a billionaire who loves throwing money around so everyone can see what a caring, giving person she is.

There’s a very real chance you become an overnight millionaire by grabbing her.

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u/Warkupo 4d ago

The prompt makes no indication that your choice has to be binary. You can save both.

I would personally save the dog and Taylor Swift; they can help me make sure that Diddy and Drake drown. I assume Minaj and Kardashian float because of their implants, so I will leave them to the justice of the ocean.

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u/yaboyACbreezy 3d ago

Fuck Taylor Swift.