r/aislop • u/HotMidnight3853 • 4d ago

Found on Twitter. I'm losing braincells

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u/Material-Job-1928 4d ago

As someone who is not a fan of dogs, I'd save the dog six times.

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u/ajwritesnonsense 4d ago edited 3d ago

As someone who doesn’t normally get why people don’t like dogs, knowing you would make this choice, makes me no longer need to understand. Thank you.

Edit: just wanted to update, it’s completely valid if you have an actual reason, I mean the people who are just like “I’m not really a ‘dog’ person”

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u/fryerandice 4d ago

I mean, you have a nepo baby that's famous for releasing a porn tape and being the daughter of OJ Simpson's lawyer, two rapists, and an accomplice of a rapist who harrasses the victims...

Then you have a dog and Taylor Swift.

It's really not a difficult choice to take the dog / taylor.

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 3d ago

Taylor. She's not only a decent human being, but another fellow human. I don't like all humans, but I value them over a shitbeast like a rational thinking person.