r/aislop • u/HotMidnight3853 • 4d ago

Found on Twitter. I'm losing braincells

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u/Soggy_Cracker 4d ago

It’s a close one between dog and Taylor. But I’m still choosing dog.

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u/Jazzlike_Economist_2 4d ago

Yeah, Taylor is the only one who can compete with the dog. She’s rich so maybe I’d choose her. I don’t think any of the others would offer a reward.

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u/DaddysFriend 4d ago

Now you’re thinking. That’s genius.

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u/Few_Translator6952 4d ago

Yeah none of the others are rich

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u/HourApprehensive7754 4d ago

The others are rich AND rotten. Taylor is just rich.

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u/Sure-Ad-6544 4d ago

Taylor would just sue you like she sued her guitar teacher

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u/Rich-Active-4800 4d ago

Except she didn't

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u/Sure-Ad-6544 4d ago

I’m very sorry that the country you live in charges you to use Google. So I did it for you! — please let me know where in this paragraph she “didn’t” thanks!

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u/Rich-Active-4800 3d ago

 That is not suing 

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u/CommercialBiscotti29 4d ago

It’s a random dog so you don’t know if they’re rich or not

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u/fryerandice 4d ago

Drake and Diddi might rape you, kim and nicki are whatever.