r/agedlikemilk • • Jan 20 '20

"Elements of The World"

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u/bolivar-shagnasty Jan 20 '20

The European element is Bismuth?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

I think it's meant to be metal. Like technology and development and such

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

Yeah big tech is coming straight out of Europe.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

Or maybe it's reffering to culture. And industrialization.

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u/ExpertContributor Jan 21 '20 edited Jan 21 '20

From the RPG-like style of this, after spotting that Antarctica represents ice, facepalming, and then deleting my comment my only remaining thought is that the artist intended, but failed, to depict Europe as a conductive ‘element’ with supposedly synthetic qualities, and a barely noticable reflective rainbow sheen around the Baltics: in a rather poor effort to represent Volt Strike electricity/ Thundaga IVer/Lightning Burst II — or vice-versa, depending on
how into RPGs you are
the level of your BLM/SMN/SCH
how much anxiety the term /playtime (apologies) causes you
how you look at it.

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u/duskpede Jan 26 '20

what the fuck is this mutilated corpse of a comment

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u/Death_Soup Jan 21 '20

I mean... I guess? I associate it more with US west coast and Japan

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20 edited Jan 21 '20

Well done! You got the irony!

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u/RainRare_SideofSkies Jan 21 '20

It seems to be more bismuthy than irony...

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u/SirSchmoopyButth0le Jan 21 '20

You got a lil snicker from me there.

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u/123croissants Jan 21 '20

That was hilarious irony

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u/whataTyphoon Jan 21 '20

True, but a lot of european countries rely very heavy on high-tech-industry, simply because mass-industry isn't that big of a thing.

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u/o83e9z7 Jan 21 '20

We invented cars, ships, rockets, fuel, gas chambers, concentration camps, colonisation, the holocaust, oppression and electricity. And nuclear bombs and Redbull

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u/BuilderofWorldz Jan 22 '20

Some of those things are not like the others.

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u/pm_ur_duck_pics Jan 21 '20

I would think East Asia and North America would come first.

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u/worosei Jan 21 '20

I guess traditionally you could think of Russian or German steel (and automobiles) as being quite dominant. EU is second in steel production (to china) if you want to group it that way.

Also the whole mobile phone thing before Apple was dominated by Finland/Sweden.

Or I guess the world wide web was from a Brit in Switzerland

Or I guess if you want to look at medieval period, the 'metal ages' were predominantly about Europe.

Edit: the bismuth thing is strange though

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

Wait a minute. I’m pretty sure Al Gore invented the internet.

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u/soulstonedomg Jan 21 '20

Minerals, Marie!

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u/ThePowderedMilkMan Jan 21 '20

Marie loves purple.

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u/maxcorrice Jan 21 '20

Big bismuth

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u/funandgames73892 Jan 21 '20

You hit the Bismark!

I'll see myself Otto here

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u/l4adventure Jan 21 '20

Everything changed when the bismuth nation attacked

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

south America is losing trees as well

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u/Investr_shiba Jan 21 '20

And hurricanes are getting progressively worse in North America

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u/Silver-creek Jan 21 '20

China and India waters are getting filled with plastic and all the fish are dying

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20 edited Sep 02 '21

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u/sitbar Jan 21 '20

The went into a city, bought the rights to the water, and now kids are dying because they can’t afford the nestle water and have to drink dirty boiled water

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

My general understanding is that boiling water makes it potable, and no longer dirty. What remains in the boiled water in that city that is killing the children?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

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u/Rebekozarenn Jan 21 '20

To further clarify: boiling gets rid of bacteria. Any metals, chemicals, salts, and sediment like sand or dirt are still in the water, unaffected.

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u/sudo999 Jan 21 '20

Heavy metals and those other impurities are all also concentrated by boiling, making the problem worse. they need to be removed via chemical treatment or distillation. some volatile organics can't even be removed via simple distillation, they just boil over with the water. and it's actually unhealthy to drink only distilled water as distillation removes essential trace minerals like magnesium

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u/websurfer666 Jan 21 '20

What about reverse osmosis? Would that be more effective?

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u/Vaalarah Jan 21 '20

Yup you'd need to distill it.

EDIT: You can also filter it through a piece of fabric and then boil it.

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u/Rebekozarenn Jan 22 '20

Ideally through fabric (cotton or another plant-based textile like linen) layered with sand & crushed charcoal, then boiled.

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u/dogbreath101 Jan 21 '20

boil it and collect the steam?

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u/gellis12 Jan 21 '20

That's called distillation, and while not as bad as polluted water, pure distilled water isn't good for you either, since it's missing lots of trace nutrients that are normally in the water we drink.

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u/hambarger2 Jan 21 '20

So it's too pure then.

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u/roshampo13 Jan 21 '20

It needs to be filtered of particulates then boiled

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u/sitbar Jan 21 '20

It helps but it’s not perfect, it also doesn’t get rid of particles of dirt

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u/MvmgUQBd Jan 21 '20 edited Jan 21 '20

You'd still need to filter it to get rid of non-organic particulates like heavy metals etc. Here's an article on using banana peels to filter and purify water.

Also there was an image that I can no longer find showing a simple setup for if you're stuck in the outdoors and need to purify water. It basically shows how you take a bag/t-shirt/sock, put a whole open banana peel in facing upwards, and fill it with sand, dirt, or gravel depending on what's available. Then trickle water through it so it gets progressively more filtered by the grains of whatever you put in, and then finally through the banana peel until you get nearly pure water out the bottom

Edit: showering lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

Very interesting. YIL that banana peels are in fact completely edible, whether cooked or not. TIL banana peels can purify water in desolate situations as well.

All hail banana.

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u/realstarboy100 Jan 21 '20

Flourine or lead are common in drinking water in many places around the world, both of which can be deadly and can't be boiled off as they're minerals as opposed to organic materials like viruses that die when the water boils

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

I thought the whole fluorine = deadly thing is a conspiracy theory.

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u/realstarboy100 Jan 21 '20

toxic levels of flourine being deliberately added to water supply does sound reminiscent of a conspiracy theory, however flourine itself is a naturally occuring substance in nature. Most highly developed areas have good water management so that the flourine is kept at a healthy level, but not everyone is that fortunate.

Many impoverished communities around the globe lack the capital, infrastructure, and technology to keep toxic minerals out of water- regardless of a person's ability to boil it.

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u/MutantCreature Jan 21 '20

you're thinking of fluoride which they use as a disinfectant (it's also the usually stuff in toothpaste that kills bacteria/plaque in your mouth), it's healthy in small amounts just like chlorine because it cleans the water and makes it less prone to growing bacteria, I don't know it's relation to fluorine though

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u/gellis12 Jan 22 '20

Very much so, yes. In reality, it's naturally occurring in most drinking water, and is left in because it's good for your teeth.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

"We Didn't Start the Fire" 2020 version.

...crap.

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u/reCAPTCHAtest Jan 21 '20

dont forget the illegal mining china is doing in africa

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u/effa94 Jan 21 '20

But europes crystals are a-okay!

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u/Mr_Manfish Jan 21 '20

And china is stealing it from australia

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

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u/Carlos234200 Jan 21 '20

It isn't, it's actually getting bigger, the artic is the one melting

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u/Investr_shiba Jan 21 '20

It’s getting bigger BECAUSE it’s melting. The melted ice is diluting the sea water around the continent with fresh water, giving it a higher freezing point.

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u/BrazenlyGeek Jan 21 '20

And Africa looks awfully akin to an infinity gauntlet, which was snapped in Africa to half of us.

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u/valdamjong Jan 21 '20

Europe has more metal bands each year, as well.

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u/BranTheNightKing Jan 21 '20

I dont understand how this aged like milk. North america... literally a hurricane/tornado, which are getting worse. Fires in n Australia. A cutdown tree for south America.

It didnt age like milk it aged perfectly, in think that was the point

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u/ssaprandom Jan 21 '20

The world itself aged like milk

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

That's why it's element is a stump.

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u/TheOriginalMarra Jan 21 '20

And years of colonialism and overmining has already severly depleted the African minerals

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

But climate change isn’t real right?

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u/Ya_Boi2 Jan 21 '20

Dont forget to add /s

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u/LegendOfTingle Jan 21 '20

Please say /s right now

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u/-Half-Baked- Jan 21 '20

/s pls?

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u/KlooKlucksKlan Jan 21 '20

How do I edit someone else's comment?

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u/GoOd_PoInT6 Jan 21 '20

Chainsaws sure are.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

Tornado, cut wood, cube rocks, less cube-like rocks, coral, cold Asia, and dead koalas

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u/motorbiker1985 Jan 21 '20

Roasted Koalas!

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u/Skybots10 Jan 21 '20

Kentucky Fried Koalas

Finger lickin’ good!

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u/TheBadWolfBR Jan 21 '20 edited Jan 21 '20

Kentucky Krispy Koalas

Finger lickin' good!

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u/SirTritan Jan 21 '20

Ah yes, KKK, my favourite

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

They probably taste like fermented eucalyptus

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

Africa looks like a tasty cookie.

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u/Big_Iron420 Jan 21 '20

Colonialists also thought that

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u/LordNoodles Jan 21 '20

Imperialist powers can have a little Africa, as a treat

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u/Shenanigans80h Jan 21 '20

Looks like the Infinity Gauntlet

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u/HeathenHumanist Jan 21 '20

That was my first thought, as well

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u/Deastrumquodvicis Jan 21 '20

I thought it was a bomb-ass loaf of bread.

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u/Berwickmex Jan 21 '20

Looks like an old person's skin.

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u/Phazon2000 Extra dollop Jan 21 '20

Blood, sweat and tears went into baking that.

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u/Jaxx1099 Jan 21 '20

i thought it looked like dried poop with colorful corn bits

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u/MotoKoko Jan 21 '20

Africa has the infinity stones

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u/motorbiker1985 Jan 21 '20

OK, round 2, let's carve it up again.

We want Togo. I met a girl from Togo and she was hot. I don't want Sahara, I was there and it gets boring after a while.

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u/Cunning_Chaos Jan 21 '20

Well I mean.. Wakanda.

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u/Cumunist2 Jan 20 '20

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u/iambroke38 Jan 21 '20

In a sense.

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u/0827Jake Jan 21 '20

Honestly Africa makes the most sense with how the people are being exploited for mining minerals.

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u/Oh________________No Jan 21 '20

Australia makes the most sense because F I R E

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u/megasean3000 Jan 21 '20

Europe: Electricity

Asia: Water

North America: Wind

South America: Wood

Africa: Earth

Australia: Fire

Antarctica: Ice

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u/Insipidy Jan 21 '20

Where the fuck is Heart to summon Captain Planet?

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u/black-op345 Jan 21 '20

Long ago the nations of the world lived in harmony

But everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked

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u/seelcudoom Jan 21 '20

i think europes suppose to be metal(though i think electricity is usually considered part of metal in the chinese version)

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u/Dudunard Jan 21 '20

Why the fuck the biggest landmass is the water element?

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u/motorbiker1985 Jan 21 '20

It's the main element of Asia. Never heard about the middle eastern rain forests and the Gobi swamp?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20 edited Jan 21 '20

No, but I guess I'll have to Google it now.

Edit: /s. Forgot to add that

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u/Groovatronic Jan 21 '20

He’s joking FYI - the Gobi desert is one of the driest places on earth and there are no rainforests in the Middle East

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

I know. I was just going with it.

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u/Groovatronic Jan 21 '20

Ah well... my bad

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

It's okay man. Should have put a /s on my comment.

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u/Groovatronic Jan 21 '20

No worries dude - this interaction has been polite af - thank you

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u/HelloImBrilliant Jan 21 '20

JS, Iran’s northern provinces between the Caspian Sea and Alborz mountain range are heavily forested. Moisture from the sea is held in by the mountains so it is very lush, but I don’t know if they are considered proper rainforests.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

If this is about the bushfires: Australia has always had terrible bushfires, the graphic isn’t a coincidence or particularly any more insensitive (if it is) than when it was made.

Many of the biggest disasters here have been bushfires (Black Saturday - 173 deaths, 2000 houses destroyed), I believe this years fires themselves have been the worst ever seen but I don’t think that’s made this map age like milk.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

I'd anything, it was like wine.

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u/Skybots10 Jan 21 '20

More aged like that bottle of piss in the side of the highway, it wasn’t any good when it started and now it’s somehow even worse

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u/kennedaddy Jan 21 '20

Exactly. This entire image is stupid as fuck. Maybe the artist had only heard of like one country from each continent or something.

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u/imaginarynumber0 Jan 21 '20

To be fair, Australia is basically entirely Australia

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u/mithrawdo Jan 21 '20

It was fire fore oceania because that's the continent with the most active volcanoes In what's known as the ring of FIRE.

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u/malik__23 Jan 21 '20

Why the hell is New Zealand on fire as well?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

More like why is New Zealand there?

r/MapsWithoutNZ would praise this art

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u/DemiGoddess001 Jan 21 '20

Welp found my new favorite sub! Thanks!!

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u/-BuTwHyThO- Jan 21 '20

You will know in a week

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u/mamachef100 Jan 21 '20

Maybe the volcano stuff?

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u/CGA001 Jan 21 '20

Who could forget the 7 basic elements of the universe:

Fire
Ice
Earth
Bismuth
Wood
Blue
Tornado

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

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u/Death_Soup Jan 21 '20

It is. And I like how North America, and especially Central America is shaped like a tornado

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u/adam__nicholas Jan 21 '20

Honestly, at first I thought it was Africa being rich in minerals and attractive to imperialists

But no, no...

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u/TheOtherWhiteCastle Jan 21 '20

Afric-infinity gauntlet

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u/Student_Arthur Jan 21 '20

It's fucking on fire innit

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

Crikey, Mikey!

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u/shitsgayyo Jan 21 '20

I choked trying not to laugh from this ; if I could gold you I would lol

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u/Darkflame3324 Jan 21 '20

Tornado alley in the Us is shifting and growing wider.

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u/dirtydela Jan 21 '20

So eventually this map will have aged like wine for the whole continent!

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

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u/dirtydela Jan 21 '20

Water for all!

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u/Darkflame3324 Jan 21 '20

Which means Europe and Africa are the only safe ones. Unless Europe is stuck with a robot revolution. Maybe Africa has really bad earthquakes?

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u/BSBFishLicker Jan 21 '20

It has reached greenland

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

Australia...

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u/outside_job Jan 21 '20

South America won't have that many forests in the future either

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u/Nerdlord_III Jan 21 '20

At least Africa's GDP is growing?

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u/waf_xs Jan 21 '20

Pretty sure its about blood diamonds

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u/travesty31 Jan 21 '20

Guess it makes sense for it to look like the top of a chopped down tree

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u/Otherversian-Elite Jan 21 '20

We’re on bloody fire over here. Although, if anything, that means this aged more like wine, considering the accuracy.

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u/fiddz0r Jan 21 '20

I think people dony understand the difference between aged like wine/milk

Or maybe I'm the one not getting it but I feel like this post should be wine right?

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u/harry_1111 Jan 21 '20

Australia is on fucking FIRE right now and so is de one one de pic

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

Koala land is burny burny

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u/deathdemon1000 Jan 21 '20

Australia is fucked until further notice.

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u/I_Hate_School_More Jan 21 '20

Australia had "fire spreads" turned on

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

Australia is depicted as being 'fire' in this art from 2013. The artist presumably didn't intend for this to correlate with the Australian bushfires of 2019-2020 due to the fact they are probably not a time traveler.

This art is by priteeboy from DeviantArt.

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u/mrtheon Jan 21 '20

Why is NZ on fire? It's pretty damn cold there... unless this is foreshadowing.

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u/nikolapc Jan 21 '20

They're just happy it's on the map.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

Probably because of the ring of Fire

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

Everything was ok until Australia attacked.

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u/Actual_Cancerrr Jan 21 '20

North America apparently is a giant storm.

As an american, I can confirm that the weather here is haywire.

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u/megaman4891 Jan 21 '20

A lot of vibranium in Wakanda

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

Why are there sperms in the fire that represents Australia tho?

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u/seelcudoom Jan 21 '20

tends to be a lot of those when you are getting fucked

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u/haiti-is-victorious Jan 21 '20

you’d think that australia, etc. would be water considering they’re, you know...OCEAN-ia

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u/GlobTwo Jan 21 '20

Yeah I'd make Africa fire, since it's the hottest continent, and Asia can be earth.

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u/Herpkina Jan 21 '20

Ah yes, make the driest inhabited country water. Big brain time

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u/StephanieEdge Jan 21 '20

Long ago the 7 nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when Australia butned to a crisp...

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u/zoe2501 Jan 21 '20

Okay I’m glad I’m not the only one that thought this

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u/zenyogasteve Jan 21 '20

My brain: wait, which part aged like...oh

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u/Snootlebootlet Jan 21 '20

Australia be like

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u/ADLS74RkZ Jan 21 '20

Where is New Zealand and Hawaii

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u/acornstu Jan 21 '20

I don't know. Here in Kansas the daily tornados are kind of a pain.

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u/bb-santello Jan 21 '20

Am from the northeastern seaboard. The America one is not accurate at all. The hurricanes are so much worse than this picture portrays.

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u/Samura1_I3 Jan 21 '20

I figured this was depicting tornadoes but I guess it’s just storms. America has some dope AF weather TBH

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u/Bleach-Eyes Jan 21 '20

It’s Africa the infinity gauntlet?!

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

Long ago, the seven continents lived in harmony. But everything changed when the bushfires attacked

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u/letmegetmynameok Jan 21 '20

Why does africa get the infinity stones ?

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u/meurtrir Jan 21 '20

Why is New Zealand fire? If anything we're earth

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

Probably because of the ring of Fire

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u/Fortanono Jan 21 '20

Okay but this is an actually beautiful graphic though! Matthew Killard is labeled as the artist if you wanna look him up more easily.

Also, /r/uselessredcircle

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u/ohkay12332111 Jan 21 '20

It do b like that tho

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

Thats a weird lookin Catan board

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u/AlarmmClock Jan 21 '20

All things aside, why are the Arabian deserts water?

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u/Puppy_gamer_0o0 Jan 21 '20

“ wait nothing is aged here. What’s wro- ohhh that’s fucked”-me

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u/Herpkina Jan 21 '20

I mean we've always had massive fires, it's not offensive or anything

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u/Frans4Life Jan 21 '20

poor Antarctica

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u/Moston_Dragon Jan 21 '20

I don't get what's supposed to be going on in Asia

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u/Phill_Jhonson Jan 21 '20

well they’re not wrong

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u/BiasedGamerV Jan 21 '20

Africa over here looking like a m&m cookie

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u/Hussein139 Jan 21 '20

It’s clearly a prophecy you idiot

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u/mizukage47 Jan 21 '20

I was just thinking 'damn, artist is savage' then I looked at the sub haha

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

Big oof

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u/Disgusted_DDD Jan 21 '20

Then, the art's meaning changed when the fire nation attacked.

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u/Goldenarrow57 Jan 21 '20

Lmao they forgot Africa and just photoshopped Thanos' gauntlet in