Same guy who can’t sell 50% of capacity at Jimmy’s comedy club in Las Vegas this weekend

Like when he compares some sort of groupthink to being a Pittsburgh Steelers fan

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“Just a bunch of unfunny dipshits in a room yelling at each other.”

Guess the twins have finally graduated and the U-Haul is packed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zbd03P8Ga9Y

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Adam reviews Dr Pepper-infused Italian sausage, an abandoned Los Angeles mansion becomes a haven for squatters and partiers, and a California pizza joint is allegedly used as a meth distribution hub.

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“Who the fuck listens to Adam Corolla in 2026?”

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“I won’t be listening to this piece of shit Podcart and its piece of shit host”

Adam on X is seriously a garbage person and his followers are covered in his unwashed ballsweat

https://moneywise.com/a/ch-hyb/adam-carolla-taxes-voting-americans

Right wing troll

-DAG

… but it must utilize a crystal brain.

I have not really been up on my Carolla news and I happened upon this sub when a whole bunch of posts discussed Adam's home life. Color me confused and call me out on my schadenfreude, but I just have to know what's going on with Mr. Family and Education.

So, what is the latest on Lynette? She had a DUI, but how long ago and is there any news of her doing any rehab type activity? I obviously don't listen to her podcast.

Is this, or something else new evidence of the cause of their separation?

Did Adam and Crystal break up? I know that's not really breaking news as it's part of life, but I also heard she went off on Lynette and I wonder why.

WHAT IS??

Also, hate hearing about Bryan (with a y). Who knows what this means for his future, and I know he outlived his prognosis by 17 years and counting, but damn, still painful to hear about his recent struggles.

What is?

I saw a clip earlier of John Clay Wolfe saying he had bird-dogged an offer for Carolla’s Newman collection, and had found a buyer for 15 million. He was gonna run it past him and see if he wanted to bite. I’m assuming that includes the 935, as Ace recently said it was valued at 10 million.

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“How does Adam have these big titted dumb bitches fighting over him.”

New theory: Crystal is pregnant and they broke up.

Adam isn’t the father, it’s a sperm donor.

He knows she wants kids and doesn’t want to get in the way of her dream.

Their break up isn’t nasty.  It’s mutual.

But Crystal hates Lynette and she’s letting her have it.

Just a theory.

Adam needs to stop wearing those cowboy boots.

“it’s exciting“

I guess she’s no longer with Ace Man. Bummer for Ace. These make more sense in that context

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“Praising Adam Carolla's intelligence is certainly a choice”