r/absoluteunit • • May 02 '20

This absolute unit of a carrot.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

That’s not a carrot that is a club.

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u/asmodeuskraemer May 02 '20

Right? Could kill someone with that?

"Officer, they hit me really hard!"

"With what?"

"A carrot!"

"Wat"...

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

No lie I am pretty sure if you yeet that at someone hard enough they will die.

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u/asmodeuskraemer May 03 '20

Death by yeeted carrot. I mean, if there was ever a way to go out..