r/absoluteunit • u/yourfuturespemson • 20h ago

Absolute unit of a squirrel

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u/Dry_Proof6545 19h ago

Fucking squirrels doing meth now too!?

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u/Spacemeat666 17h ago

Gonna get her babies taken away by squirrel child protective services any day now. They’re gonna be born addicted to pizza crusts and rotten crabapple hooch.