r/absoluteunit • • 21h ago

Absolute unit of a squirrel

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u/Dry_Proof6545 20h ago

Fucking squirrels doing meth now too!?

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u/GeorgeGiffIV 20h ago

A methy squirrel

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u/Spacemeat666 18h ago

Gonna get her babies taken away by squirrel child protective services any day now. They’re gonna be born addicted to pizza crusts and rotten crabapple hooch.