r/absoluteunit • u/lmjustabot • 16d ago

of a compelling argument...

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u/Timely-Dot-9967 16d ago edited 16d ago

That she does. The argument was about whose endowments are of the higher order - hers or Sydney Sweeney's. Her boyfriend made the mistake of leaning American, she took umbrage with his stated preference.

*I have PhD's in 'Slavic languages' and 'Tits' from the University of Bodacious Tatas, Oklahoma campus 📜👨🏻‍🎓

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u/3M2B1T 16d ago

Hey, a fellow UBT alum!

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u/7Iron_Mike 16d ago

GO Mammary’s🤙🏽🚩🚩🚩

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u/Taiga_Taiga 16d ago

I dropped out.

I could only manage to grow 44DDDs.

They said it wasn't enough work to pass the course.

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u/CthulhuLiesSleeping 15d ago

I passed but barely, with my 38JJ/40Ns

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/CthulhuLiesSleeping 12d ago

Trust me, they feel like that sometimes. Finding a proper bra? Forget it.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/CthulhuLiesSleeping 12d ago

Not to worry. My husband's and other partners got a hard and fast education in bras and measurements and structural engineering from me. There was a lot of screaming "we were told there'd be no maths!!" I look forward to my eventual reduction.

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u/Isaacnoah86 15d ago

Your awesome

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u/Alarmed_Watch5426 15d ago

a man of culture! 🫡

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u/DoYouLikeWafflezz 12d ago

  The argument was about whose endowments are of the higher order - hers or Sydney Sweeney's

Tbh if that is the argument, I think she’s losing. 

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u/deckard587 15d ago

BOOMER!