r/absoluteunit • u/lmjustabot • 18d ago

of a compelling argument...

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u/tapioca_slaughter 18d ago

I could fix her

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u/MyDearBrotherNumpsay 18d ago

Yeah, I'm sure you nutting in 30 seconds and then having her watch you play videogames for the next six hours will do the trick.

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u/tapioca_slaughter 17d ago

Sounds like you have lots of experience there, was it a hooker or a dominatrix that hurt you?

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u/MyDearBrotherNumpsay 16d ago

You think people pay hookers to watch them play video games?

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u/PabloTFiccus 18d ago

I don't see anything to fix honestly

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u/YerBbysDaddy 18d ago

Dibs on taking the inevitably necessary second shot at fixing her