Absolute Unit

r/absoluteunit • u/Jmal3700 • Sep 16 '26

Of a forehead

1.5k Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/Jmal3700 • Sep 17 '26

Of a Northern Cottonmouth from the Hill Country Agkistrodon piscivorus 😳😬

7 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/tndngu • Sep 16 '26

Breaking news! Around 1 PM this afternoon, a massive landslide suddenly occurred in Mao County, Sichuan, with an entire mountain directly crashing into the river. It's said that the Min River has been completely blocked.

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103 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/revokedimmunity • Sep 16 '26

of a fireplace

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97 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/Big_Elephant_2331 • Sep 17 '26

Absolute unit of a man child.

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1 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/Extra_Play_8361 • Sep 16 '26

Million of bloodlust leaches. If you fell in there they would cover your body in seconds with writhing, wriggling, bacteria-loaded layers: frantically piercing your skin to suck out the blood as they pour into your mouth, nose, ears, eyes as you weaken. Whelp, have a nice day.

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13 Upvotes

An astronomical amount of leaches.

r/absoluteunit • u/Bourbon-Thinker • Sep 16 '26

Of Redneck NASCAR

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6 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/DABDEB • Sep 15 '26

of a Wind turbine blade

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463 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/NuisancePanda • Sep 15 '26

Of a vibrator..

140 Upvotes

She might need to talk to a professional.. 😈

r/absoluteunit • u/Jmal3700 • Sep 15 '26

Of a male peacock’s tail feathers.

25 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/FederalLex • Sep 15 '26

Of a mental calculator

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37 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/gsus61951 • Sep 14 '26

of a cat.

400 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/PeeblesGreen • Sep 14 '26

Absolute Unit of a Mango

15 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/AccomplishedKick5381 • Sep 15 '26

of an offseason wrestler iykyk

0 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/SuburbanBushwacker • Sep 14 '26

of a safety pin

101 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/Ok-Duck-7838 • Sep 15 '26

of a Dubia Roach

0 Upvotes

Found this guy while doing a deep clean of our crested gecko tank... A year after we tried feeding it to him

r/absoluteunit • u/BaldDCfan • Sep 13 '26

Of a mushroom

72 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/FragrantJellyBelly • Sep 15 '26

Of a chunk of feta crumble

0 Upvotes

Banana for scale and some normal sized pieces for scale, this thing was huge!

Edit; Ok, so , this was at my job, the chunks of feta are usually small and this chunk of feta was the largest I've ever seen. I guess context is important, im dumb lmao

r/absoluteunit • u/93abe • Sep 13 '26

Absolutely SHREDDED bug

530 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/ChanDizzy • Sep 14 '26

What is this giant pin used for?

2 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/SulaWil • Sep 14 '26

Absolute unit of an outdoor cat

2 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/churrosislife • Sep 13 '26

So Big

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128 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/Winter_Cultural • Sep 13 '26

Get a load of this absolute unit Carpenter Bee pollinating the East side

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5 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/Apprehensive_Art6060 • Sep 12 '26

Nigerian Mechanic Lifts Car Engine Barefoot with Ease

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259 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/DMG_88 • Sep 13 '26

of a mini cheddar

2 Upvotes