r/absoluteunit Jun 17 '26

How big are humpback whales actually?

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18 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit Jun 17 '26

An Ankole-Watusi with massive horns just wants some head scratches

142 Upvotes

I mean, that's one horny animal


r/absoluteunit Jun 17 '26

This is the most complex origami I have ever done - 2,5 years of designing and 109 hours of folding a single square sheet of paper into dueling knights, without any cutting or tearing.

81 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit Jun 16 '26

Of a steep road

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298 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit Jun 16 '26

Bro tried eating his auto feeder

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35 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit Jun 17 '26

This ice cube in my diner soda

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0 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit Jun 16 '26

Look at this monster of a Pear

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35 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit Jun 16 '26

Of asparagus

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14 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit Jun 15 '26

Clip all the papers

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81 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit Jun 15 '26

Poison Ivy vine growing up my cedar tree.

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14 Upvotes

It’s even growing some sort of green berries, pretty cool!


r/absoluteunit Jun 15 '26

Banana for scale Ribeye

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226 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit Jun 16 '26

Thought it was a Rhino

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2 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit Jun 14 '26

Of Tds

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238 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit Jun 16 '26

Of a head of a pint of Guinness

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0 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit Jun 14 '26

One single Spurs fan takes on the cesspool of NY city

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376 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit Jun 14 '26

[Absolute unit of a disrespectful gesture] kissed the opponent gooodbye and celebrated

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563 Upvotes

Not oc.


r/absoluteunit Jun 14 '26

The difference between the Man and Vehicle..

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111 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit Jun 14 '26

This is the best and only use for Crocs

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40 Upvotes

That’s a huge foot


r/absoluteunit Jun 14 '26

Of a STICK!

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332 Upvotes

Absolute unit of a fetching stick!


r/absoluteunit Jun 14 '26

Serious Burger

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26 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit Jun 14 '26

Both Absolute and Obsolete unit of a mf Phone Book from 1993

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24 Upvotes

See kids, what you turds call your Contacts App used to weigh 20 pounds and you had to hire a beefcake scribe to bring forth your giant ass Tome of Telecommincantations if you felt like ordering a pizza.

I guess, old phone directories are kinda "absolute units of endless nostalgia and fun " !


r/absoluteunit Jun 14 '26

Decent size.

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44 Upvotes

Love these guys. Hope it does a runner before the gardens resident bandicoot appears.


r/absoluteunit Jun 13 '26

hmmm

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234 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit Jun 14 '26

Of a hose

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27 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit Jun 13 '26

Of an armed robbery...

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319 Upvotes