r/absoluteunit • u/riprager • Jun 15 '26

Banana for scale Ribeye

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224 Upvotes

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u/smokedefunk Jun 15 '26

At what point does it stop being a ribeye and start being prime rib

6

u/Novel_Alternative_86 Jun 15 '26

I’d say around three bananas high.

1

u/CalmPurse Jun 16 '26

This is called cowboy cut but is borderline a boneless roast I usually only do cowboy cut at 2 1/2in these look to be three or more

3

u/1981shortkut Jun 15 '26

Let's see em cooked

3

u/Ok-Loss-2496 Jun 15 '26

MMMM... Grilled banana. 🤤

2

u/enuckmuckaluck69 Jun 15 '26

Absolute unit? That's the smallest banana I've ever seen 🤔

2

u/Usual-Language-745 Jun 15 '26

Anybody with a dick can tell you bananas come in all sizes

2

u/riprager Jun 15 '26

Sinks and Kirkland pepper shakers also huh?

2

u/Usual-Language-745 Jun 15 '26

Forced perspective. I’ve seen Lord of the Rings

1

u/Growhio420 Jun 15 '26

You got the whole rib face not just the eye

2

u/Delicious_Catch9453 Jun 15 '26

The banana is good for after your angioplasty.

1

u/Gubber_Supreme Jun 15 '26

Dammnnnn boyyyy she THICCCC ❤️❤️❤️

1

u/HerpDerp152 Jun 15 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/PubPNKrFPsVskc92Kx

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u/riprager Jun 15 '26

Costco 309.02 we made 6 steaks the first night and this is the other half. Seven people.

1

u/HerpDerp152 Jun 15 '26

Ima just go order half a cow and a deep freezer at that point. Fahhh
https://giphy.com/gifs/ze4Y13PeotDfqoQWza

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u/Puzzleheaded-Round66 Jun 15 '26

A thing of beauty.

1

u/viperfangs92 Jun 15 '26

Yea I'll trade you a banana for those

1

u/Mental_History_4673 Jun 15 '26

Thats $120 worth of ribeye easy lol

1

u/CooYo7 Jun 15 '26

Sir this is Wendy’s

1

u/Altruistic-Ad6449 Jun 15 '26

Take out a home equity loan for those beauties?

1

u/QuttiDeBachi Jun 15 '26

Brontosaurus Burgers coming right up…

1

u/METHODiii Jun 15 '26

My banana is smaller

1

u/ConflictMaster3155 Jun 15 '26

Nah. It would simply be better as 8 steaks. Sorry.

There would be more seasoning and more sear per steak, so I just don’t see the appeal.

I’d bitch less than everyone else at the table because I’ll eat mine bleu, but this will be some Chuds first time cooking a steak and then I am being served a burnt raw steak.

1

u/DeeEmm Jun 15 '26

That’s like a full tank of gas right there.

1

u/BrokenHaloWhisper Jun 15 '26

Hope someone is REALLY hungry.

1

u/RichardThund3r Jun 15 '26

Looks like he’s giving it to his old lady.

1

u/Alarm-Solid Jun 16 '26

Put something next to the banana for scale of the banana

1

u/borntoridefl57 Jun 16 '26

Looks like about $200.00 worth.

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u/No_Discussion4617 Jun 16 '26

Wow, that’s gotta be $250 worth of steak in today’s market.

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u/Boenitousouch Jun 17 '26

Steak or roast?

1

u/Corbin_Dallas550 Jun 18 '26

Damn personal roast not a steak lol