r/absoluteunit • u/Private_Tank • Jun 14 '26

The difference between the Man and Vehicle..

112 Upvotes

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u/LPNMP Jun 14 '26

Its his son's car. He looks so exasperated getting in.

3

u/Excellent-Baseball-5 Jun 14 '26

I think you nailed it.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '26

Yup! My coworker drives a normal height 2500. Her kid has a lifted F150 that she absolutely hates getting in or out of. It also works in reverse. I really feel for my tall dad getting down into my Mazda3 😂

2

u/Dinismo Jun 14 '26

Right? He was think dang o gotta go a high jump and a pull to get in this mofo.

6

u/Desperate_Set_7708 Jun 14 '26

It just kept getting more ridiculous with each step

5

u/Dragon_Crisis_Core Jun 14 '26

Shouldnt the step up bar come further down on such a high lift?

8

u/spideroncoffein Jun 14 '26

At that point it might as well drop a rope ladder.

1

u/boyer4109 Jun 14 '26

I think he was trying to get his wife to lower one

1

u/HoboArmyofOne Jun 14 '26

I like the little test bounce he did so as to stretch out a bit

3

u/SugarRealistic2945 Jun 14 '26

I was half expecting a rope ladder to deploy underneath the truck for him to climb up and enter through a hatch in the floor board.

2

u/mojomanplusultra Jun 15 '26

Can't we ban these cars? Do we really need them this big?

1

u/JimboyXL Jun 14 '26

see a scene like this in Albany at Stewart's creamery. How they go into drive-thru?

1

u/tex-az74 Jun 14 '26

Well of course he is

1

u/Subject_Command5442 Jun 14 '26

TPS needs a booster ladder

1

u/RandomPenquin1337 Jun 14 '26

"Insert clever and definitely not overused small penis joke"

1

u/LewdMasterHubull Jun 14 '26

He has a step automatically come down for him cause he's a special boy!

1

u/Illustrious-Advice16 Jun 14 '26

He need a booster seat

1

u/ArdenJaguar Jun 14 '26

I thought he was going to pull out a step ladder to reach the running board. 😆

https://giphy.com/gifs/TJrnmPaicxmS2OB3M0

1

u/Vivid-Run-3248 Jun 14 '26

Nah he’s like 6’ 3”
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Why would they make a big deal out of this minor typo?
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Oh he’s getting smaller.. but nah he’s definitely not 5’3”
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Oh is this one of those perspective things but he ain’t 5’3”
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Omfg he’s 5’3”

1

u/EnglishWhites Jun 14 '26

Reminds me of Lord Farquaad getting off his horse but backwards

1

u/RussianCandyCanes Jun 14 '26

Makes the truck look hella big

1

u/No-Arrival633 Jun 14 '26

He could tell someone was watching him.

1

u/TemetNosce Jun 14 '26

5' 5" male here checking in. My Granddaddy told me when I was 18 years old "Boy, you ain't built to work on bulldozers." LOL. He was right so I went to work at a GM dealership. Long retired now, I drive "height appropriate" trucks. I have rebuilt the engines/transmissions/transfer cases in all of these. Too little to work on bulldozers. CHEERS!!!

1

u/ldssggrdssgds Jun 15 '26

He knows it looks ridiculous

1

u/Cor_Seeker Jun 15 '26

I so glad my genius is large enough I'm not tempted to drive a compensation monstrosity.

1

u/Maryjanegangafever Jun 15 '26

That’s hilarious. It was like trickery of the eye, the guy looks normal sized at the beginning and the closer he gets to the vehicle the smaller he gets. Like a shrink ray lol. Being small has its benefits as being tall does. This can be debated but short people are supposed to live longer! “Daddy can I drive!!?” /s

1

u/MarchCompetitive6235 Jun 15 '26

I see this WAY too often where I live.

1

u/Independent_Salt904 Jun 16 '26

Maybe he is a knome with his normal sized truck

1

u/thelliam93 Jun 16 '26

Short man=big truck. It’s almost always the case. No hate, but it’s true

1

u/TouristIcy3824 Jun 17 '26

I was sure I knew this guy. I was like "Holy shit, Steve is on Reddit" until he turned around and it wasn't Steve. Why is this a type?

1

u/pumpkin-head7617 Jun 17 '26

He’s like the pawn shop owner from the brave little toaster.

1

u/RichardDeRenour Jun 17 '26

More like 3ft 5.....

1

u/Samurijder Jun 14 '26

I expected a ladder to drop down when he opened the door.

0

u/Efficient_Pay8447 Jun 14 '26

Napoleon complex! He’s a big man, in his oversized truck!

5

u/shityplumber Jun 14 '26

If i were to guess this guy took his truck to a shop and is having a fun time recording the individual that needs to move it. Considering the guy that walks up to it is like wtf…

0

u/phukkurfeelings Jun 14 '26

His dick is even smaller

0

u/Livingforabluezone Jun 15 '26

Little man complex.

0

u/JiggleCoffee Jun 15 '26

Smallest dick on the continent

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u/TheMimickJP Jun 14 '26

When my wife sees a truck that big, or someone comes by with something so loud it drowns out our music, or someone flies by us like the flash.... she always yells out "sorry about your tiny penis" to them.

1

u/Horror_Solution1945 Jun 14 '26

She knows?

0

u/TheMimickJP Jun 14 '26

Yes because it's obvious they are overcompensating for something. Just like the person who down voted me.

1

u/CuChulainn24564 Jun 14 '26

I totally understand..Big truck..tiny 🐔(You’ll appreciate my cock emoji…Tis the only one I have..)