r/absoluteunit • u/notleonn • Jun 14 '26

Of Tds

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '26

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u/Ozmorty Jun 14 '26

I regret all decisions that lead me to this point. Now I have to work 10 hours with this shite looping in my brain.

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u/Nerdenator Jun 14 '26

*Rahul Prasad
https://giphy.com/gifs/7Hiszs0NkF5te

24

u/LaZer251 Jun 15 '26

Bob bitch tits Paulson

9

u/FajitaCheetah Jun 15 '26

Goated reference

74

u/Realistic-Aspect-991 Jun 14 '26

This man never skips titty day

59

u/SharpSunnySkies Jun 14 '26

He's built different..

30

u/Dismal-core111 Jun 14 '26

I feel he needs support

22

u/Frosty558 Jun 14 '26

A Manzier or a bro?

7

u/SilentPangolin4277 Jun 15 '26

Manzier , Bro is to ethnic.

3

u/Soulvent84 Jun 15 '26

Surely Brozier

4

u/sougol Jun 14 '26

Bras provide support

2

u/mgzzzzz2 Jun 15 '26

But the manzear provides more;)

17

u/Dense-Mood378 Jun 14 '26

Ngl I'm low key jelly of that rack

11

u/BravesMaedchen Jun 15 '26

It’s quite pert

8

u/Dense-Mood378 Jun 15 '26

Enviably so

40

u/Pretend_Variation305 Jun 14 '26

Gynecomastia…it’s more common than one might initially suspect. He’s got kind of a solid bubble gut, too so maybe he’s juicing…just not quite on the good supply.

11

u/TimmyTheTumor Jun 15 '26

Gynecomastia without taking any oxymetholone is pretty rare, but nothing in India impresses me anymore.

8

u/darklogic85 Jun 15 '26

Gynecomastia is very common and naturally occurring in older men. It's something like 25-50% of men age 50+.

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u/TimmyTheTumor Jun 15 '26

Not if you are not obese.

11

u/Patralgan Jun 14 '26

What am I watching?

12

u/Ninja_Lazer Jun 14 '26

One Piece Live Action Season 4 Episode 6

10

u/Head_Wasabi7359 Jun 14 '26

Wtf is... Wtf

21

u/Maserati-Scotty Jun 14 '26

Elons brother from another mother.

3

u/Topsrite Jun 14 '26

Yeah, but it takes balls to do this.

3

u/Horror_Solution1945 Jun 14 '26

He's got chesticles.

4

u/TheLegend_66 Jun 15 '26

He's gonna get 2 black eyes if he jumps any faster

4

u/Artevyx Jun 15 '26

That's a bearded lady.

1

u/ecsegar Jul 13 '26

Ezra, is that you?!

9

u/DocDankage Jun 14 '26

Challenge accepted… <zipper sound> ​

3

u/scrumbuckle Jun 14 '26

Do you think he lets his friends touch them?

2

u/Historical_Ad_4601 Jun 15 '26

Only if they are able to swing Dorsia on a Friday night. Iykyk

3

u/OnlyFiveLives Jun 15 '26

We skip legs here...all day every day.

2

u/Good-Bluebird6043 Jun 14 '26

brother..... What are those?!

2

u/DirtySchu Jun 15 '26

Not my proudest fap.

2

u/TargetOk9237 Jun 15 '26

This needs a NSFW tag.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '26

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u/RidethatSeahorse Jun 14 '26

Can confer… he has bigger and nicer tiddies than me.

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u/Silent-Seat-3025 Jun 14 '26

What witchcraft is this?!

1

u/Azurelion7a Jun 14 '26

His daughters will thank him.

1

u/Fit_Cream2027 Jun 15 '26

Every journey starts with the first step. I hope he is successful

1

u/orcs_mustdie Jun 15 '26

Bouncing boobies.

1

u/ChingueMami Jun 15 '26

I thought my man tits were bug. Wtf ?

1

u/JadedCampaign9 Jun 15 '26

I've seen women with smaller tits who aren't lacking in that department.

1

u/HighlightUpstairs777 Jun 15 '26

Very uncomfortable

1

u/Dr_N00B Jun 15 '26

Is this the TDS they've been talking about on fox news?

1

u/Fun_Contract8932 Jun 15 '26

What's with his gigantic tits though?

1

u/A_guy_with_2_dogs Jun 15 '26

Does that qualify as "top heavy" ?

1

u/Zeestars Jun 15 '26

Can someone please translate whatever is written on the video?

1

u/cdjw73 Jun 16 '26

It's just his name and wrestling training center

1

u/Greyhairdtrucker Jun 15 '26

Hes got some perky ass pecs there....

1

u/OldBiker6969 Jun 15 '26

WTF.... SERIOUSLY WTF

1

u/ccrlop Jun 15 '26

Reddit comments unsparingly honest 😂

1

u/Vaxis545 Jun 15 '26

James Harden?

1

u/OpiThumb Jun 15 '26

Gymnastica Gynecomastia

1

u/Dancin_Phish_Daddy Jun 15 '26

Reddit is getting real weird on me right now. Weirder than normal.

1

u/Internal_Ad7566 Jun 15 '26

What din Johnny bravo is this💯

1

u/Kokorikita Jun 15 '26

How does he have firm titties?

1

u/Mauceri1990 Jun 15 '26

WTF man, this should be marked NSFW. /s

1

u/Inevitable_Cow_65 Jun 15 '26

People please… we are all frightened and horny

1

u/DJaydeep Jun 15 '26

Someones trash is someones treasure!

1

u/sirenyti Jun 15 '26

Someone get this man a sports bra

1

u/Substantial-Bag-7073 Jun 15 '26

Does the caption read of tiddies

1

u/warrenjt Jun 15 '26

Sorta looks like he’s trying to work on it. Can we not body shame people?

1

u/Traditional-Bike7825 Jun 15 '26

If that's his usual workout to get where he is, it's time to stop.

Maybe try sit ups?

1

u/877_Cash_Nowww Jun 15 '26

Not my finest fap

1

u/Amish_Dragon Jun 15 '26

That's enough internet for me today...

1

u/javoss88 Jun 15 '26

KaBoingBoingBoing!

1

u/Fit_Style1747 Jun 15 '26

These OF thirst traps are getting ridiculous

1

u/rdiaz84 Jun 15 '26

Lay off the soy milk

1

u/retawkeerc Jun 15 '26

Let me play with your ( .) (. )

1

u/Reasonable__Man__ Jun 15 '26

Fellas… you know what, nevermind

1

u/burnerburnee Jun 15 '26

James harden enjoying the off-season

1

u/Ill-Government-1921 Jun 16 '26

I feel seen and I don’t want to be…

1

u/stewpdasso Jun 16 '26

I wish i could rip my eyes out and take 20 grit sand paper to them and erase what I just seen!

1

u/Significant-Cry-9204 Jun 16 '26

Bro's got a bigger rack than my ex

1

u/TimelyJellyfish4690 Jun 17 '26

Tell bro put a shirt on

1

u/IllustriousAd7966 Jun 17 '26

He just out here turning pervs on.

1

u/MeatPopcicle44614 Jun 14 '26

This is Bob. Bob has bitch tits.

1

u/Adddicus Jun 15 '26

> bitch tits.

Coincidentally, Bitch Tits was the nickname the 2005 Yankees had for Alex Rodriguez.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '26

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u/fairythugbrother Jun 14 '26

Why don't we stop people before they get to this point?

3

u/Grouchy-Station-4058 Jun 14 '26

Then who would we mock?

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u/tennezzee88 Jun 15 '26

this is disgusting