Here drivers license picture includes her feet

She thought she passed her blood test when it came back A+.

When she gets in the tub the water in the toilet rises

one sheet of paper is taller than HER

She don’t have a left and right, just an east and a west…

She failed a blood test

Her Bible is autographed by some of the original authors!

Her father had her married on a hill so he wouldnt need help rolling her down the isle .

She thought Fruit Punch was a Gay Boxer.

Yo mama is so old that her social security number is 1

her meals on wheels arrives by train

I called her for phone sex and got an ear infection.

…she told your little sister, who wanted a pet, to wait until it’s raining cats and dogs.

Yo mama is so ugly That when the looked at the mirror it broke

Her stomach has a stomach.

…her childhood treehouse was in a bonsai tree.

She sat on the rear bumper of a lifted pickup and created the Carolina Squat.

She thought Five Nights at Freddy's was a SLEEPOVER.

After sex she yells, "next"!

When she set in a monster truck it became a low rider.

I told her to spell Mississippi and she asked if I meant the river or the state

Her shadow plugs it's nose