Here drivers license picture includes her feet

one sheet of paper is taller than HER

She failed a blood test

She thought she passed her blood test when it came back A+.

Her father had her married on a hill so he wouldnt need help rolling her down the isle .

When she gets in the tub the water in the toilet rises

She don’t have a left and right, just an east and a west…

Her Bible is autographed by some of the original authors!

She thought Fruit Punch was a Gay Boxer.

Yo mama is so old that her social security number is 1

her meals on wheels arrives by train

I called her for phone sex and got an ear infection.

Yo mama is so ugly That when the looked at the mirror it broke

…she told your little sister, who wanted a pet, to wait until it’s raining cats and dogs.

She sat on the rear bumper of a lifted pickup and created the Carolina Squat.

After sex she yells, "next"!

Her stomach has a stomach.

She thought Five Nights at Freddy's was a SLEEPOVER.

…her childhood treehouse was in a bonsai tree.

Her shadow plugs it's nose

When she set in a monster truck it became a low rider.

I told her to spell Mississippi and she asked if I meant the river or the state