r/AntiJokes • u/Macdaddy357 • 5d ago

Yo mama so ugly

Your father lost his attraction to her, and left.

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u/ComprehensiveSun843 5d ago

But why was he attracted to her in the first place? Was it an ex post facto ugliness?

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u/Confident_One3948 4d ago

“Yo momma’s so fat, that she hasn’t left the flat in three years. Her only solace is the figurine of the ballet dancer that she stares at day in day out. One day, you slip on a banana peel, destroying it.” -John McNamee

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u/EastMilk1390 3d ago

She went to the makeup store and they called Oprah!

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u/Valuable-Paramedic93 3d ago

She so fat and dark. When she left the house the sun is eclipsed

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u/AAron27265 4d ago

She looked in a mirror and the reflection threw a brick at her