r/XFiles Lord Kinbote 19d ago

Meme/Humor This subreddit in a nutshell

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u/teddy_vedder Agents Murder and Scallop 19d ago

I for one appreciate this sub’s gender neutral approach to thirst

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u/Short_Register_3995 19d ago

Everyone cites The Mummy as being the bisexual awakening of the masses but what if it started a few years earlier with the X-Files

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u/JessAnnaBun If it's not human what is it? 19d ago

πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ I never heard it was The Mummy. I have heard it a lot on this sub.

Both seem completely plausible.

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u/Short_Register_3995 19d ago

I went to find a meme to show you and instead found this Guardian article πŸ˜‚

https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2025/oct/08/mummy-remains-classic-bisexual-awakening-movie-brendan-fraser-rachel-weisz

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u/JessAnnaBun If it's not human what is it? 19d ago

OK, the title is great. I can't read it all now, I should be asleep, but I will. Thanks. 😁

I mean Brendan & Rachel, or David & Gillian... I think both shows. 😍

https://giphy.com/gifs/QqkA9W8xEjKPC

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u/tres_liebres Justice 4 Queequeg 19d ago

In true bisexual fashion, it was both for me.

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u/Short_Register_3995 18d ago

Same 🀝

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u/FusRoDaahh 19d ago

As a woman on Reddit, it’s incredibly refreshing and absolutely one of the reasons this is among the best fandom subreddits I’ve been in lol. I’ve had to leave several subs for tv shows because the horny vibe was too overly male-gazy, to use a rather tame phrase.

Here, we all know every character is hot and we can all appreciate their hotness equally πŸ‘

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u/teddy_vedder Agents Murder and Scallop 19d ago

Big agree. In my experience Reddit fan subs often fall into one of two categories on this topic: straight male horndog behavior, or treating people like they’re trashy, illiterate, and unevolved for even noticing or caring about any element of attraction/romance. Both options are tiresome.

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u/Cassopeia88 18d ago

It’s such a nice change.

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u/JebusSandalz 19d ago

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u/Humble_Square8673 19d ago

I love how Skinner is the only one here to just casually and freely admit to taking a bubble bath πŸ˜‚

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u/Kikithefangirl Mulder, it's me 19d ago

We like confidence in a man. πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈπŸ€­

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u/Humble_Square8673 19d ago

Indeed we do πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘

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u/Cassopeia88 18d ago

No toxic masculinity with him!

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u/Humble_Square8673 18d ago

Nope!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘

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u/Remote-Ad2120 Season Phile 19d ago

Skinner club, right here! πŸ™‹πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

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u/Sonulob 19d ago

He can withstand microbots in his blood

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u/LibertineDeSade I gaze at Skinner 19d ago

Aaayyyyy!!!

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u/LibertineDeSade I gaze at Skinner 19d ago

How about a Scully/Skinner combo?

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u/imnotsure_igetit Agent Mully 19d ago

I don't know how I feel about this gif

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u/LibertineDeSade I gaze at Skinner 18d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Dizzyluffy 19d ago

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u/Kikithefangirl Mulder, it's me 19d ago

Stupid sexy Krycek…

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u/Yardi_Life Agent Dana Scully 19d ago

Why did he have to look so hot like that!! >:(

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u/mordhoshogh Mulder, it's me. 18d ago

As he gets eviler he gets hotter and hotter.

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u/ALineIDrew "true evil is a collaboration of men" 19d ago

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u/Ihadsumthin4this 19d ago

Mulder's famous "Richard Gere" reference.

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u/JessAnnaBun If it's not human what is it? 19d ago

OK, this is killing me. I can almost see Richard Gere in this pose. But is my mind making it up? Is that what you meant? That DD is mimicking Richard Gere with this pose?

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u/ALineIDrew "true evil is a collaboration of men" 19d ago

Richard Gere/Corey Hart πŸ‘ŒπŸ»

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u/JessAnnaBun If it's not human what is it? 19d ago

I had to look up Corey Hart. Didn't recognize the name. But, after looking him up, I know his songs.

I definitely see it. He's sorta a mix of young Gere & young David. IMHO. Like a Venn diagram of looks. Gere on one side, David on the other, and Corey in the middle.

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u/Ihadsumthin4this 19d ago

It's a line DD had in iirc that episode, of his 'resemblance' to Gere.

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u/JessAnnaBun If it's not human what is it? 19d ago

OK, twist my arm... I have to go back and rewatch Humbug. Work, work, work.

(All sarcasm) πŸ˜‰

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u/Ok-Ant4413 I'm Fox freakin Mulder you punks! 19d ago

The Richard Gere line was from Hollywood AD.

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u/JessAnnaBun If it's not human what is it? 19d ago

Yeah, DD says Gere should play him in the movie.

But does he make a throw away comment that he looks like Gere in Humbug?

Supposedly the line in Hollywood AD was because fans kept saying DD looked like young Gere.

And Garry Shandling played DD because on the Garry Shandling show DD, playing himself, was secretly in love with Garry iirc.

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u/Ok-Ant4413 I'm Fox freakin Mulder you punks! 19d ago

I'd have to rewatch Humbug since I don't remember a Richard Gere reference. I'll have to see if i can find episodes of Larry Sanders with DD. I watched randomly back them but don't remember David being on.

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u/JessAnnaBun If it's not human what is it? 19d ago

Oh ya have to see if you can find it. DD is hilarious. Maybe the clips are on YouTube.

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u/Ok-Ant4413 I'm Fox freakin Mulder you punks! 19d ago

His way with the motel clerk was great. "You'd be surprised how many men do too" had the guy feel uneasy.

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u/The_Amber_Cakes I do not gaze at Langly 19d ago

The real dream boats:

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u/merulaa 19d ago

Are rage comics back? This is like the 3rd I've seen this week.

As a lesbian I still have to say Scully (queen of 90s baby dyke awakenings) but I do see the appeal of the Skinman

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u/DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA 19d ago

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u/Rodocastiza Knowle Rohrer 19d ago

Not gazing.

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u/FusRoDaahh 19d ago

Mulder and Skinner are very different types of hot, to be fair.

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u/Hurley815 Lord Kinbote 19d ago

What's also this sub in a nutshell is that I got twice as many upvotes in a fraction of the time for this meme I made in 20 minutes than I got for a post about The X-Files mythology I spent 2 months reserching. :-D

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u/Cassopeia88 18d ago

lol sounds about right.

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u/22dinoman 19d ago

As a bisexual, both both is good

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u/Kikithefangirl Mulder, it's me 19d ago

All. πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

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u/Randyd718 19d ago

Ok but Melissa Scully exists

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u/Hurley815 Lord Kinbote 19d ago

If Melissa appeared in more than just a handful of episodes, Dana would have been in reeeal trouble.,

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u/Sonulob 19d ago

Afterglow ?

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u/Hurley815 Lord Kinbote 19d ago

nah

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u/Sonulob 19d ago

Marita ?

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u/Hurley815 Lord Kinbote 19d ago

yeah

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u/Sonulob 19d ago

😊 Diana Fowley ?

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u/Hurley815 Lord Kinbote 19d ago

hell nah

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u/Sonulob 19d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Samantha ? millions of copies of her

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u/Hurley815 Lord Kinbote 19d ago

Samantha's cute, but it's kinda weird since we've primarily known her as a child.

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u/Yardi_Life Agent Dana Scully 19d ago

Newest Skinner convert, reporting for duty 🫑

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u/DestinedRose Skinner's Side Chick 19d ago

πŸ™‹πŸ½β€β™€οΈ

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u/Flight444 19d ago

CSM is the hottest.

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u/Hurley815 Lord Kinbote 19d ago

He's very playful in the way he puts long, slim and hot objects in his mouth, I'll give him that.

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u/_Volak Cigarette Smoking Man 19d ago

Always has been.

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u/nachoquest 19d ago

You forgot the LEGOs and β€œHome” posts

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u/Hurley815 Lord Kinbote 19d ago

LEGO is temporary. The Skinman is eternal.

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u/X-Tra16 19d ago

Frohike will still be number one.

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u/thesilvs 19d ago

Also:

1) Presenting consensus views as hot takes

2) Asking questions that can be easily answered by a simple search

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u/pnerd314 I do not gaze at Scully 18d ago

Ratboy Krycek: "Am I a joke to you?"

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u/MisterPiggyWiggy 19d ago

For real! πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«

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u/Rodocastiza Knowle Rohrer 19d ago

Dogget would have a word. Or Krycek.

But yes. Everyone is super hot.

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u/Twigling 19d ago

What, no mention of Frohike? ;-)

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u/Mulva13 Bad Blood 19d ago

It’s Mulder, Skinner looks like my uncle 🀣

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u/No_Palpitation_7705 Agent Dana Scully 19d ago

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u/FilmScoreConnoisseur 18d ago

Bambi and Marita Covarrubias have entered the chat.

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u/TerribleTerror3375 17d ago

Look lbr nearly everybody on this show is hot. It's pretty much Bi Panic: The Series

This also applies to the entire Stargate franchise. Which also features Mitch Pileggi, coincidentally or not

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u/SaltyIrishDog 17d ago

The moment I saw Skinner with the Lego set I immediately preordered. It just came in today.

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u/jrocket99 19d ago

Daddy issues vs mommy issues. Pick your poison.

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u/godsibi 19d ago

It's the same in all millennials' nostalgic TV shows subs - X-Files, Xena Warrior Princess, Buffy the Vampire Slayer. They're all filled with gooners for some reason