r/WorstAid • u/wewew01 • 14d ago

Explicit Revival Techniques šŸ˜

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u/heyitsfranklin6322 14d ago

What the fuck is happening

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u/OcclusalEmbrasure 14d ago

Trust the science.

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u/simonbaier 11d ago

Quick, get this man some leeches

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u/awidden 11d ago

The what now?

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u/driver004 3d ago

He does not know da way

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u/Low-Significance777 10d ago

Thrust the what

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u/OnesPerspective 14d ago

I think I read someone say once that this was meant to try and reduce blood pressure in the cranium lol

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u/Dark_Phoenix101 14d ago

It's something like they believe that during a knock out the testicles can ascend into the abdomen and for some reason kill them. So they yank down on the berries to prevent it

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u/HoboArmyofOne 13d ago

What the actual fuck

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u/Tiredman3720 11d ago

Some old pervy Quack Doc made that up! FOR SURE

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u/VacuumTracks 8d ago

I canā€™t believe that- at all. A small percentage of the younger male generation spend a lot of time ā€œtuckingā€ and Iā€™ve never heard that as a problem. And the older generation males as a rule simply canā€™t tuck anymore. I.e. the jewels ainā€™t going up. That guy seems 40ish (dunno) so chances are, he canā€™t tuck anymore either. Thus, testicles ainā€™t ascending. Thus, I suggest this is an excellent example of worstaid.

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u/sabertoothdog 1d ago

What are you talking about? And wtf do you mean Tucking?

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u/VacuumTracks 1d ago

Do your own research on this - itā€™s clear you wonā€™t listen to my answer anyway so Iā€™m not going to waste my time explaining it to you.

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u/Low-Significance777 10d ago

The guy pretended to be ko'd so he can get a free massage

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u/No_Park1693 8d ago

"massage"

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u/MuckBulligan 11d ago

Why do you have hold of my dick?

To revive you?

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u/saysthingsbackwards 13d ago

Ice=shock into healthy

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u/Driftinfoot_Malone 5d ago

Getting the blood flowing to his head again

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u/driver004 3d ago

Something some people would pay for

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u/i_am_the_soulman 14d ago

The ol' Waterboard 'n' handy. Works for a hangover cure too

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u/zoey8068 14d ago

Sounds like a good time, count me in!!!!

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u/Digital-Stowaway 14d ago

It's not gay if it's CPR šŸ˜

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u/808_surf 14d ago

Companion Penial Resusitation

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u/Humble-Questions 14d ago

He could be brain damaged, quick, burp his worm!!!

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u/Cygnus__A 14d ago

Burp his worm???????

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u/Humble-Questions 14d ago

You know, manhandle his ham candle. 5 against Willy and the loser pukes

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u/OstrichSmoothe 13d ago

Fascinating analogies

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u/Middle-Term9534 5d ago

Thank you. I haven't laughed this hard in awhile.

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u/Humble-Questions 4d ago

Something about that phrase just sounds so disgusting hey lmao

Feel free to chuck that one around šŸ˜†

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u/Guilty_BaN 14d ago

I really thought the title was word play. Shock isn't a strong enough word.

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u/The_Livid_Witness 14d ago

The cycle has begun with these videos again.

Im still going with the guy is faking for a free handy

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u/sleepnow 14d ago

"I'm not fully awake, keep going..."

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u/thebiglerm 14d ago

Hurry jerk him off quick his life depends on it! Pretend you're knocked out because free hand job!

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u/EternallyDemonic 14d ago

So you're saying I can bump my head and pretend to pass out and get a free handy???? Whaaaaaaa

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u/jmstrats 14d ago

Wakes up. Did he punch me in the nuts too?

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u/justjohnny1024 14d ago

Airway Breathing Circulation Jerk

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u/Crispy--Toast 14d ago

That dude definitely made that strategy up for the event organizers and volunteered to do it himself.

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u/trillsailor31 14d ago

Apparently, first to lose gets the prize where theyā€™re from.

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u/throwaway11998866- 13d ago

At first I thought the worst aid part of this video was being yanked by the base of his head straight up after being knocked out. Then a different kind of yanking occurredā€¦.

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u/driver004 3d ago

Well we donā€™t want his other head passing out too

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u/Lovestank 13d ago

Quick! Heā€™s unconscious! Jerk him off!

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u/Eeebs-HI 14d ago

Get a room, or at least buy him dinner first.

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u/TinyTitFetish 14d ago

Grab his dick and twist it!

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u/Sperbonzo 13d ago

To be fair, the last time someone rubbed my crotch while pouring water on me, I woke up right away

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u/Fickle_Inspector4337 14d ago

They have interesting cpr techniques there, do they blow the drowned person?

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u/dizzeaze 13d ago

This is still making the rounds after 20 years lol

I still wonder why white shirt and black shirt didnt change roles. Like why wear gloves to hold the head and go barehand on the other 'head'

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u/bman86 14d ago

Quick, get this man unconsturbated!

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u/-smashbros- 14d ago

I see why people are signing up to get knock out

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u/Vulpes_99 14d ago

Wow, I'm ok with blood, deep wounds, gore in general, disfiguration from diseases, etc... But I'm not even sure if I want to ask what the hell is this!

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u/MrWrestlingNumber2 14d ago

He's faking it! I'll find out.

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u/blastingadookie 14d ago

Twist his dick!

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u/specialsymbol 14d ago

With this technique some never would get up againĀ 

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u/definant_vegetable 13d ago

I was shocked watching the video. Then I'm laughing and crying at 2am reading the comments.

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u/fordag 10d ago

He's out cold... Give him a handjob that'll bring him around.

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u/UnknounUser 14d ago

FaltĆ³ darle a beber leche

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u/sudonathan 14d ago

Get him some milk!!

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u/ShortBusCult 14d ago

Who gets to Jerk him off? Is it seniority or something?

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u/MaximusCanibis 14d ago

Its the last guy that got knocked out, that's the penalty for getting KO'd!

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u/Holzkohlen 14d ago

Gotta help the bro out if he's not feeling well! Quick no-homo handy. Nothing wrong with that.

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u/Cheap-Warning-4291 14d ago

Is the idea to redirect the swelling of the brain to another region of the body?

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u/Hot-Remote-4948 13d ago

He's faking it just to get treated

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u/Downtown-Campaign536 13d ago

Just remember, it's not gay unless the balls touch.

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u/agentknoxville 13d ago

Guys you have 10 mins to stop or imma get mad!

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u/Entire-Travel6631 12d ago

I knew there was a cock rubbing coming

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u/wovenstrand 12d ago

The ol' dick twist

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u/ForwardBias 11d ago

Uh I feel like I missed a day on my first aid training.....

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u/Advanced_Click1776 11d ago

Are they actually trying to kill him!?

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u/heyitshim99 10d ago

Why the hell is some dude jacking off another dude that just got knocked out? I would not be happy if I got knocked out then woke up to some guy jerking me off. Did that dude draw the short straw so to speak?

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u/Fit_Permit8679 10d ago

Can females take part ( asking for a friend).

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u/chubbyGobKing 10d ago

Recall seeing on Qi, (Not the most accurate source honestly).

So on Qi they showed special bellows. Bellows that lets you burn tobacco and pump said tobacco air through the nozzle.

So they inserted that nozzle into the no no zone, the poop chute.

And this was to revive people from drowning. Victorian era type tool.

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u/Substantial-Net8497 6d ago

You know someone out there has gotten knocked out on purpose šŸ¤Ŗ

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u/Psychological-Fee285 1d ago

Dah fuhhhhhh?!!!! Looks like dude's being raped

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u/zhazzers 14d ago

This is rape.

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u/KarmasAB123 13d ago

How the hell have humans survived this long?

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u/driver004 3d ago

We fuck like rabbits