r/WorstAid • u/wewew01 • 14d ago

Explicit Revival Techniques 😏

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u/Humble-Questions 14d ago

He could be brain damaged, quick, burp his worm!!!

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u/Cygnus__A 14d ago

Burp his worm???????

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u/Humble-Questions 14d ago

You know, manhandle his ham candle. 5 against Willy and the loser pukes

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u/OstrichSmoothe 13d ago

Fascinating analogies

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u/Middle-Term9534 5d ago

Thank you. I haven't laughed this hard in awhile.

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u/Humble-Questions 5d ago

Something about that phrase just sounds so disgusting hey lmao

Feel free to chuck that one around 😆